Manny's plans

Hey, Jim Thome? You know what I'm gonna do?

I'm so gonna sit changeup, man. Look at that swing. Tiger Woods take lessons from me, man. No fisting.

Then I'm going to pimp it like this.

And little more. Pujols, he my man. But he ain't in the playoffs. I got the prettiest swing.

Hey, cabron. You shoulda known I was going to sit changeup.

And then I make all the little kids happy.

Until that guy Sherril fucked it up. Someone should tell him he don't play for no orange birds no more.