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Photo of Heaven by John Lott. 

Intangibly Brilliant: StroShow and Gibby Dominate Week

March 26, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

N.B.- I haven't been able to post because I've been very low energy in general. I took a B12 and also started taking an iron supplement, because as Rod and Todd Flanders once said, iron helps me play.

So I can maybe invest energy into writing about baseball again.


A hearty congratulations to  Marcus Stroman for pitching like a beast in the WBC finale and winning tournament MVP.  He actually made me excited about the World Baseball Classic. I was even happy that the US won. It was kind of Stroman’s coming out party. I was pretty heavily in favour of Puerto Rico taking the whole tournament but I can't be mad that Stroman pitched so well and so dominantly because he's our guy.

Stroman's larger than life swagger on the mound make Ian Kinsler's comments about American style baseball versus Puerto Rican or Dominican or Venezuelan or Cuban baseball that much more hilarious because it's obvious that Americans also have  passion and are able to demonstrate it in a bunch of different ways. Kinsler's clarified his comments after people reacted negatively to them.

The issue with Kinsler's comments is that they don’t exist in a vacuum but is a continution of a long standing back and fourth about who "owns" the spirit of baseball. And it almost always comes down to race.  It's never a black guy or Latino guy that has the hard-nosed hard-working working class attitude and it's never the white guy that is flamboyant or lazy or any of the other things that tend to attribute to  non-white baseball players. There is a "right way" to play baseball. 

And maybe Ian Kinsler’s comment would’ve been just slightly less irritating had Dan Duquette, GM of the Orioles, not had something incredibly stupid to say about José Bautista this week. He called Bautista a "villain" and then went on to compare Bautista to Mark Trumbo, opening a whole new level of stupidity. Why Duquette compared Trumbo to a working-class construction worker is baffling to me (he grew up in Orange County, C.A.) It’s all so racially coded. Why do your fans identify with Mark Trumbo rather than Adam Jones, Dan Duquette? Why is he not the shining example, the ideal Oriole?

One can say a lot of things about Bautista but I don't think anyone could reasonably argue that he's lazy or he doesn't work hard.  

So to all these people who equate hard work with being white,

pic.twitter.com/nBt2fbRCa1

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 26, 2017

The other big news this week was that the Blue Jays finalized a deal with John Gibbons giving him a contract extension my appreciation and love for Gibbons  is well documented and  I'm glad that he's going to be sticking around.

There was a rather hilarious moment with John Gibbons in a scrum earlier this week where Devon Travis and Josh Donaldson crashed it. Gibby can't keep track of who is doing what when.

Blue Jays manager John Gibbons wants to be sure he's providing the right information regarding Devon Travis & Josh Donaldson's respective playing schedules, so he figures why not get them to answer the questions?

It just illustrates what people like about John Gibbons. He's loose, creative and asks the players for their input. "Thanks, Dad." 

Stacey May Fowles talked about the appeal of John Gibbons for Blue Jays Nation.


Jeff Blair talked to Russell Martin and Roberto Osuna about Roberto Osuna. Martin talked about Osuna making adjustments.

Osuna confirms:

Jussell Forever.


Kevin Pillar announced that he and the Mrs. are expecting a baby girl. Mazel Tov.

We are thrilled to have a baby girl on the way!! 🎀 https://t.co/5IrQSsmmun

— Kevin Pillar (@KPILLAR4) March 25, 2017

(I’m also eager to see whether this baby favours her completely attractive but regular looking mother or her “THIS IS SPARTA!” -faced father. I have problems.)

“Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in hell!”


Finally, I just want to give a shout out to Denis McGrath, TV writer, Canadian TV advocate and baseball fan.

I found out earlier this week via Twitter that he had passed away. Denis was one of the most passionate baseball fans I’ve ever met. He was so passionate that I think he was a lot to take for some people. But he was always very supportive of my blog and loved every aspect of baseball and I  always defended his right to be as passionate as he needed to be. The other thing Denis was really great for was when I wanted to complain about something or I wanted a sounding board for something and he would always encourage to speak out, to complain and call bullshit when it was required. It’s probably the thing I’ll miss most about him- the back and fourth complaint DMs on Twitter.

“Is this bullshit, Denis?”

“Oh, it’s bullshit, Joanna.”

I’d met him a few times at events and he was always gracious and funny. And I’ll miss him. Looking at his Instagram feed , it looks like he spent most of February at Spring Training, watching baseball in the sun. I can think of worse ways of spending my last time on Earth.

RIP Denis. You will be missed.

March 26, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

Tweeted Feelings: The WBC and Memes

March 13, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

I’m about done with the Canadian narrative of the WBC. It’s certainly disappointing that they didn’t win a game, but given this tournament’s nature (it’s newness, it’s international venues, it’s timing) I don’t see it as a be all and end all issue. I’m not sure it’s worth getting worked up over.

There have certainly been great moments and watching a team like the Dominican Republic dominate with such passion and swag is certainly worth something, but the fretting about what it means for Canada, for Canadian baseball and also shaming the big names (Votto, Saunders, Axford), who could’ve played but didn’t, is petty and frankly, dumb.

What I tweeted last night.

All our top athletes are directed towards hockey. All the DR's top athletes are directed toward baseball. This is the difference.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

US has ten times our population and places where they can play baseball all year. This is a difference.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

The Martins, the Vottos, the Morneaus and the Jenkins are miracles and we should love them even more. #teamC #wbc2017

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Throw in Larry Walker on that list.

We shouldn't be angry at Axford or Votto or Saunders for opting out.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

There are 3 million more people in California than Canada. And they can play ball outside all year. Tonnes of ball players from Cali.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Also, don't underestimate the potential growth of baseball in this country with the Blue Jays playing so well.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

It happens every 4 years. This is hardly the only option for playing. https://t.co/2f64oS8K9F

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

No. https://t.co/PePD7ZoZG9

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

PREACH https://t.co/kfqKIbD7rD

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Joey Votto kicking ass for the Cincinnati Reds and being one of the best players in baseball promotes Canadian baseball, too.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

The Toronto Blue Jays being great does tonnes of great things for baseball in Canada.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Good luck with that https://t.co/yOYAY5IAKC

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Record scratch.

Also, stop thinking a poor showing in the 2017 WBC means all of Canadian baseball sucks. It doesn't.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Also, some of my favourite writers and broadcasters in baseball are Canadian. So that's healthy, too.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

Read this:

Heading into @baseballcanada's #WBC opener, Greg Hamilton filled me in on the extensive roster construction process: https://t.co/O8xrTTF9G2 pic.twitter.com/898rlDvnFC

— Alexis Brudnicki (@baseballexis) March 9, 2017

And follow @baseballalexis because lady does a lot of heavy lifting for the sport in this country.


The Toronto Blue Jays don't know what a meme is. 

-Merriam-Webster

This is how Harambe became a meme.

This launched a billion memes over the weekend. (Both kids are stupid cute. Toddlers are so rude and delightful, but the baby rolling in SLAYED me.)

There was an unexpected distraction for Professor Robert Kelly when he was being interviewed live on BBC News about South Korea. But he managed to keep his composure and complete the interview successfully. Please subscribe HERE http://bit.ly/1rbfUog World In Pictures https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS3XGZxi7cBX37n4R0UGJN-TLiQOm7ZTP Big Hitters https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS3XGZxi7cBUME-LUrFkDwFmiEc3jwMXP Just Good News https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS3XGZxi7cBUsYo_P26cjihXLN-k3w246

Memes are more organic than a list of phrases to put on photoshopped images of maple leaves.

The leaf, both in colour and style,  is a bit curious. Looking at the artwork for a minute I wondered why they felt familiar. And I realized they look a hell of a lot like Molson Canadian advertising. 

For reference, 

Given the history of the Blue Jays, how the team was owned and named by a brewery that wasn't Molson's, this is an interesting choice. The whole reason the team is the "Blue" Jays is because of branding. Of Molson's rival. 

(It was fun when both Canadian baseball teams were owned by guys that also sold hooch. The 80's were great that way.)

Of course, the Jays are now owned by a huge media company and not a brewery. But still, curious. 

It is, however, baffling that they used a hashtag that requires an apostrophe to be grammatically correct (and therefore make sense) and hashtags can't use apostrophes. 

I tweeted about it:

Hey @BlueJays tip: let the fans create stuff and reward the best stuff. Don't make fans choose what you already decided.

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

You have a vibrant, diverse, creative and amusing fanbase. Use them and reward them @BlueJays

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) March 13, 2017

This, btw, is a meme

#BlueJays pic.twitter.com/Hw9s3iV5Fy

— Andy (@_rallycap) March 13, 2017

When Dosh was told:

March 13, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

Something special, Someone sacred: Donaldson's Bat,Earring.

March 09, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

Watching Josh Donaldson live his life is often an entertaining thing. Remember Xena the puppy?

 

 

I remember telling a friend of mine, one who has no idea who Donaldson is, about Donaldson having a walk-on role on Vikings. And she said, "Wait, how did that happen?" and I said, "I don't know. He did say he was a fan." 

And she replied, "So this guy just says he likes a show and boom, he's on the show?" 

Pretty much. 

The latest  chapter in "Adventures of Joshua" involves him getting an earring. And not just any earring: a dangling crucifix earring. 

I'm actually not mad at it. I mean, I remember when people wore those. It’s very 90's.

Dosh said it was a Barry Bonds inspiration. And I remember that look:

Like I said, it was a look. However, it reminds me of is a different style icon.

All Dosh is missing is mirrored aviators, torn jeans and a leather jacket. Then he will be your preacher/teacher, anything you had in mind. He will be your father figure, he has had enough of crime. He will be the one who loves you, 'til the end of time.

George Michael's official music video for 'Father Figure'. Click to listen to George Michael on Spotify: http://smarturl.it/GeorgeMichaelSpotify?IQid=GeorgeMFF As featured on George Michael: Twenty Five. Click to buy the track or album via iTunes: http://smarturl.it/GMichaelTwenty5?IQid=GeorgeMFF Google Play: http://smarturl.it/GeorgeMFFgplay?IQid=GeorgeMFF Amazon: http://smarturl.it/GMichael25Amazon?IQid=GeorgeMFF Stream more music from George Michael here: http://smarturl.it/GeorgeMMultiStream?IQid=GeorgeMFF More from George Michael Freedom: https://youtu.be/diYAc7gB-0A Careless Whisper: https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ Freedom!

This much flair is sexy. It just is. 

Also sexy, 

If you don't know this feeling, you are missing out. #MLB @BlueJays pic.twitter.com/i1lP7Y82xO

— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) March 8, 2017

Several of Donaldson's teammates reacted to the new look.  

"I think they were like... Oh my God, he did it."

The reaction from Josh Donaldson's teammates to his new earring was... let's say "mixed" pic.twitter.com/O0KLdFWjwT

— Sportsnet (@Sportsnet) March 8, 2017

Israel Fehr, now covering the Jays for The Athletic, talked to Donaldson about hitting.

(That's just one nugget. There are several. Get a subscription, already. It’s two lattes at Starbucks a month.)

The piece also references this. It's a classic. 

Reigning American League MVP Josh Donaldson joins Mark DeRosa in Studio 42 to deconstruct his swing and shows how he approaches each at bat. MLB Central is our daily morning show which highlights all of yesterday's action and previews upcoming games, hosted by Matt Vasgersian, Lauren Shehadi and Mark DeRosa!

'Sup, DeRosa

5/5/13: Mark DeRosa lines a homer to straightaway center with two on to extend the Blue Jays' lead over the Mariners in the fifth Check out http://MLB.com/video for more! About MLB.com: Baseball Commissioner Allan H. (Bud) Selig announced on January 19, 2000, that the 30 Major League Club owners voted unanimously to centralize all of Baseball's Internet operations into an independent technology company.

March 09, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

“That’s the beauty of baseball.” : Highlights from The Athletic's John Lott

February 28, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

The Jays won their first preseason game thoroughly pounding the Pittsburgh Pirates 12-0. I didn’t watch the game because I was doing that thing I have to do to be considered a productive adult but word is some guy named Harrell started the game and Joshua Palacios, Mike Ohlman, Jonathan Diaz (I know that one!) and Matt Dean all hit homers off an obviously ineffective Pirate bullpen.

You know who manages the daunting task of being a productive adult while paying attention to Blue Jays baseball? John Lott.

His work covering the Jays in Dunedin so far for The Athletic has been stellar. And much appreciated, because I’m spending my days in a cubicle in a grey Ontario February.  The work has  been so stellar, in fact, that I finally did this:

(It was mostly laziness that prevented me from doing it before. And also the shame of not living up to my belief in ponying up for the online written content I enjoy in the way that I pony up for things like Netflix. It’s not a lot of money and it’s well worth your dollars.)

There is an elegance to what Mr. Lott does and that, combined with the fact that he never sensationalizes the story or makes it about himself, makes John Lott my favourite on the beat.

Here are some highlights:

Chris Smith once signed a contract for nothing. Now he’s on the Blue Jays’ doorstep

Chris Smith is a hard throwing reliever who is trying to pitch his way into the Blue Jays bullpen after a long slog through all kinds of pro-baseball, even the kind that doesn’t pay until you produce:


‘For me, it’s just unnecessary:’ New no-pitch walk rule sends Blue Jays’ Russell Martin on rant

Russell Martin went on a very enjoyable rant about the new initiative to speed up the game: the elimination of the four-pitch intentional walk.

It was a thing of beauty.

I found the "it's for the fans" aspect of Manfred's statements to be kind of galling. The fans complain about a lot. I mean, I'm on Twitter during games and it's not quiet when it comes to complaining. But I don't ever remember anyone ever complaining about intentional walks and how long they take. 

If Manfred said something about holding the umpires accountable for some of the calls they make, I think more fans were probably recognize that as something that is complained about. But that would never happen. Who complains about the length of games? I don't think you are a fan of baseball if you consistently think the games are too long.

The lulls, the bursts of action and those agonizing moments  in between when you kind of feel like you want to die are the point of the thing. 

Touching on the subject of umpires, Coltrane also spoke at length about the proposed change in the strike zone. 

Martin clearly takes pride in his craft. It's this pride that drives him.


From helping the homeless to quizzing his elders, Blue Jays’ Dalton Pompey trying to better himself

I like Dalton Pompey. I found him personable and kind of shy when I met him. (He's also quit a dreamboat.) The big thing that stood out for me was how young he seemed. Not in the sense he was immature, but rather that he was not yet in his prime and that it was premature to assume it was too late to get there.


The Athletic


Baseball's back.

Lott took all those photos. Except the Beyoncé one. 

February 28, 2017 /Joanna Cornish
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