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The Worst: Jays Crash in Dunedin

May 24, 2021 by Joanna Cornish

I’m sure I’ve witnessed worse weeks of baseball in my many years of watching baseball, but I can’t seem to recall any. That was torture.

Pounding the Red Sox in the first game of the week might have seemed fun, but it apparently unleashed a demon to curse the Blue Jays. Nothing has gone right and everything has gone wrong.

Well, most things went wrong:

At 20, he was overhyped.
At 21, he was overrated.

At 22, he’s the best hitter in baseball. pic.twitter.com/Qbr2r2csKO

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) May 24, 2021

Watching Vlad Jr. emerge this season has been a bright spot and he certainly gave everything to try to push his team to end the losing streak, but his heroic homers happening in games where the bullpen surrenders back to back bases loaded walks to lose the game feels particularly bleak.

Ryu and Ray having great starts and the bats came through with timely hits, but it wasn’t enough. Ross Stripling held the Rays down while the bats got to work in today’s effort. Late homers from Guerrero and Marcus Semien proved fruitless, as the bullpen, once again, had nothing left in the tank.

This, plus the stands being full of Tampa fans because they are in Dunedin, just added to the misery.

It was baseball imagined by Franz Kafka. The Jays were being punished for an unknown crime, enforced by a distant, unfathomable, and maddening authority (in this case, Rob Manfred’s runner on second rule in extras was particularly vexing.) Everything seemed designed to make this team fail—every time the Jays mustered any kind of comeback, the Rays pushed back and then some—to the point of absurdity.

It was endless and exhausting. I’m so glad it’s done.


If only something came along to distract us.

Blue Jays promoting their top pitching prospect, right-hander Alek Manoah, to start Wednesday against the Yankees, sources tell @TheAthletic.

— Ken Rosenthal (@Ken_Rosenthal) May 24, 2021
May 24, 2021 /Joanna Cornish

Opening Day: Predictions on the 2021 Season

April 01, 2021 by Joanna Cornish

It’s been a while, but I wrote about baseball. My thoughts on the 2021 season.

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April 01, 2021 /Joanna Cornish
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2020 World Series: That Happened.

November 03, 2020 by Joanna Cornish

The 2020 Los Angeles Dodgers beat the Tampa Bay Rays to win their first World Series title since 1988.

If only it was all that simple.


Blake Snell

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Kevin Cash was the goat of Game 6.

I’ll preface this by saying I appreciate the usefulness of analytics but I don’t think it’s a be-all/end-all tool. 

The fear of the “third time through the order” is clearly something that is preoccupying baseball managers right now. I heard during broadcasts in the summer about the anxiety surrounding the third look the hitters get at the starter. And I understand some of the concerns, but one would think those concerns would be more pronounced in your fourth starter or a rookie whose workload you are managing. Not your ace. Not Blake Snell, your Cy Young winner.  Aces become aces because they dominate late into the game.

If Blake Snell had thrown 100 pitches early and the Rays were concerned with fatigue, the move would be somewhat more understandable.

He was at 71 pitches and was making a very potent Dodgers lineup look ordinary and over-matched. There was a palpable lift in energy when Snell was pulled and the Dodgers didn’t look back. The sun peeked around the clouds. 

And let’s pretend for a moment that  Blake Snell was allowed to pitch the third time through the order. Let’s pretend Mookie Betts homers off Snell in his third look at him. Snell would accept that as I think most baseball players would. That’s competition.

Your best versus their best is what the World Series is supposed to be. It may just be a “piece of metal” for some, but it shouldn’t be.


There has been a lot of yelling on Twitter about how computers are ruining the game and then counter- yelling that analytics are totally cool and should not be vilified. I have never seen “traditional” baseball ideas as an enemy of analytics or vice versa. They should just be considered tools in a tool box and balanced in their use for teams to achieve their goal.

If baseball wants to commit slow suicide, preventing the players from competing and having the fans argue for it would be a nifty way to do it.


I remember, years ago, the Tao of Stieb and I did a chat, and we both posted the chat on our respective pages. We got made fun of a little because our chat was basically the two of us agreeing with each other. 

Well, pop some corn. I’m here to say Tao of Stieb is wrong 

Let’s look!

You know what’s dumber than the call Kevin Cash made to pull Blake Snell last night?

Roughly 90% of the takes about it, wailing about how analytics are ruining baseball and how we need more eye test and gut feel and fewer computers.

— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) October 28, 2020

I’m sorry people were dumb. It’s frustrating when there is nothing but a dichotomy. But it’s probably a bad idea to dismiss “eye tests” and “gut feels” as if they aren’t based on years of experience and a deep knowledge of the game.

It is frustrating for some people when something can’t be put into a spreadsheet. But some things can’t be.

Snell was having a great night, but he was probably going to face two or three more batters at most. And as it turned out, those would have been the Dodgers’ best hitters. It would have been way more fun if he had...but I don’t think the decision was completely misguided.

— Tao of Stieb (@TaoofStieb) October 29, 2020

I would buy this argument a little more if Snell was at 91 pitches.

But Snell was only at 71 pitches — and 71 pretty easy pitches at that— why would he only face one or two more hitters? Snell was cruising and attacking the strike zone. He wasn’t walking guys and he didn’t look particularly tired. It’s not just that it would be “more fun”, but it makes much more sense competitively to keep your best going and to get everything you can from him. There is no other game if this game isn’t won.

Here’s why it was misguided: it reveals that some managers have gotten so married to a dogma that is permeating baseball. Managers make dumb decisions all the time and they are hired to get fired. However, it is frustrating to see Kevin Cash be so limited and narrow.


When the Tampa Bay Rays made the World Series, I had mixed feelings. They were the best team in the AL in this shortened 2020 season. I like several of their players.

But I just don’t like what they, as a team, represent. I tweeted as much.

What do they represent to you?

— Keith Sauve (@Poker_Keith) October 19, 2020

I suspect, in some ways, that baseball in 2020 likes this style of the Rays team the best and secretly wishes all teams were like it— good to great players but no real stars (stars cost money); a payroll of 30 or so million total; a “boy-genius” manager; a front office that gets highly praised while no one talks about the players; and a small fan base in a fairly indifferent market that can be threatened with “team sharing with a whole other country” because, who cares?  It’s just Tampa. No one else has power. It’s all malleable and anonymous. You could be a team from anywhere. You could be a team from nowhere.

And given the various comments Robert Manfred has made since becoming commissioner, malleable and anonymous baseball seems to be articulating something happening in baseball.


I don’t dislike the players who play for this Rays team.

Ji-Man Choi’s dog is enough to make me like them.

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Randy Arozarena was a star born in this playoff run and illustrated perfectly that sometimes the MVP should be awarded to a player on the losing team.

Randy Arozarena went off during the 2020 Postseason, breaking the Postseason home run and hits record! Check out him crushing the ball all Postseason here! D...

It was frustrating for broadcasts to endlessly praise the “genius” of the Rays front office for finding players and then spend significantly less time praising the actual players who, after they were found, put the work in to get better. 

Baseball is the players


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The Dodgers were my team in this series. Just as a core belief, I recognize that California and baseball just go together. It’s a place with a massive, diverse population where baseball can be played all year. I have dreams about California, even though I have never been there. I really like the look and feel of their stadium. 


They have been knocking on the door for at least half a decade with this core group. They lost back to back to cheater, cheater pumpkin eaters back to back in 2017 and 2018 (yes, the Red Sox cheated, too. I will not stop reminding people.)

It’s hilarious because the Red Sox traded one of the best players in baseball and he goes and immediately wins with his new team. Laughing at the Red Sox is the best part of being a non-Red Sox fan. 

It’s this stuff:

This will give any @Dodgers fan goosebumps. 🔥

(🎥: @mookiebetts) pic.twitter.com/DBxqRwpSOu

— theScore (@theScore) October 29, 2020

It was this:

Thinking about how two kids from Mexico pitched their butts off last night to get the win and the save for the Dodgers in the World Series clincher and how much that means to so many Angelenos. Good shit.

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) October 28, 2020

There has been a long, rich and complicated history between Mexicans in Los Angeles and the Dodgers. An episode of the 99% Invisible podcast about what happened when the Dodgers moved west in 1950s

Dodger Stadium displaced a poor but vibrant community of Mexican-Americans in the Chavez Ravine, and that hung over “Fernandomania” when it took over Los Angeles in the 1980s.

ESPN 30 for 30: Fernando Nation from Anne Barliant on Vimeo.

The Dodgers won and my feelings were uncomplicated.  

"A Few Moments Later" time card from SpongeBob episode "Krusty Love" in Season 2. (09/06/2002)http://www.nick.com/

Because this is 2020 and it just has to go there about everything, some shit went down. 

Justin Turner, one of the core members of this Dodger team, was removed from the game prior to the 8th inning. It was mysterious but soon forgotten a the Dodgers slammed the door and sealed the deal. 

Moments after the final out, with the Dodgers flooding onto the field, it was announced that Justin Turner, starting 3rd baseman, was pulled from the game because he tested positive for COVID-19. 

It was first reported that Turner had an inconclusive test the day before Game 6, so they fast-tracked his day-of test and it came back positive. The results were then phoned into the dugout and the team pulled Turner. In the 8th inning, after spending several hours with his teammates, the team’s staff, the Rays’ players and the umpires.


Not long after that, Ken Rosenthal reported that the first test was never inconclusive. It was just positive.

And then there was footage of Turner on the field, amongst maskless teammates, media people, celebrating.

The answer is he went back out and nobody stopped him. He was asked to isolate and didn’t. https://t.co/AFyWN0Xt0b

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) October 28, 2020

A person who tests positive for Covid-19 obviously should not return to the field maskless and hug people. No idea what was going on there or why that was allowed to happen.

— Molly Knight (@molly_knight) October 28, 2020

Ken Rosenthal, for the Athletic, laid out the situation. It seems everyone said, “YOLO!”

“We’re going to get him a picture, then get him off (the field),” one Dodgers official said. “We can’t deny him that. The guy is the heart and soul of the organization.”


Friedman, when asked about the optics of that visual, said, “I haven’t seen the pictures. I totally understand the question. If there are people around him without masks, that’s not good optics at all. … But I think from our standpoint, I think the people who were around him were the people that would be in the contact tracing web anyway, which is how closely a lot of us have been around each other. Now I think subsequent tests we’re going to take are really important to figure out what we do and to make sure any of us that are potentially positive do not spread it to other people.”

Well, this seems totally fine! 

World Series MVP Corey Seager said, “That man, more than anybody, deserves to take a picture with that trophy, celebrate with us, have his family around and enjoy this moment. That got taken away from him, and that’s just not right. That doesn’t sit well with me.”

As though Turner was being punished unjustly, as if this disease cares about your special moments or your cancelled wedding or your grandparents in the care home. Or the hundreds of thousands of people who have died. 


All of this just looks so bad. They looked selfish and stupid, and it reminds me of how selfish and stupid so much of this has felt. People are defiant about the wrong things and indifferent about things they need to care about. There is a hopelessness in this that I just don’t care for.

November 03, 2020 /Joanna Cornish
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Messy in the Dark: Blue Jays down Yankees

September 08, 2020 by Joanna Cornish

The silence of this space is now being broken because I love some messiness.

The 2020 Toronto Blue Jays are a messy-ass team. They have somehow found themselves in a playoff spot despite the fact that they like to live on the edge of losing in nearly every game, forget basic fundamentals of good baseball and have a manager who makes “wait…what?” type decisions

This team is so messy, they actually made the Yankees messy. Well, I guess they didn’t actually make the Yankees messy. The 2020 New York Yankees are currently in a very unexpected place: 3rd in the AL East, having lost 14 of their last 19. They arrived in Buffalo messy.

The Blue Jays scored 10 runs in the bottom of the 6th inning, capped by a grand slam by Danny Jansen. It also featured a stolen base by Vlad Jr., just to get it even messier.

Look at how messy this is:

The Toronto Blue Jays entered the 6th inning down 6-2 to the Yankees. They came out of the inning up 12-6! A 10-run inning was capped off in grand style Don'...

However, the peak messy part came after the game. Yankees catcher Kyle Higashioka suspected that Adam Ottavino couldn’t see the signs because it was so dark:

“A lot of it had to do with (that) he had a tough time seeing the signs," Higashioka said when asked about New York's pitching struggles postgame, according to Rob Longley of the Toronto Sun. "It's pretty dark there. Once it really got dark, yeah. I had the stickers on my fingers but it still seemed like it didn't help much."

He added: "I guess I'll have to take a look to see if they were maybe tipping or something. We were a little erratic that inning."

Adam Ottavino concured, “It's just bizarre," Ottavino said. "Myself and (fellow reliever Chad Green) didn't get any swing and misses that whole inning and we're both well above average swing and miss pitchers.

"Not getting swing and misses, it's either an indication that my stuff wasn’t good, my location wasn't good, or that they had something on me. They either had a great approach or they knew what was coming, any of that."

So it was too dark to see the signs AND the Blue Jays knew what was coming (i.e. stealing signs). Are the Yankees arguing that the Blue Jays can see in the dark? Are they raccoons?

Complaining about stuff post-game?

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The Yankees got so messy, a Blue Jays minor leaguer dunked on them on Twitter.

Reports are saying the lighting was at its worst in the 6th inning https://t.co/GqpkmUpA3q

— Adam Kloffenstein (@KingKloff) September 8, 2020

The best part of the grand slam (besides the runs) is that you can hear Vlad Jr.. and Gurriel hooting as the ball leaves the yard. You can hear it above the piped-in crowd noise.

How GRAND was last night?

Our 6th-inning explosion was our first 10-Run inning in 10 years! pic.twitter.com/FZiy6CYmpD

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) September 8, 2020

Here is the photographic evidence:

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— Mike Sonne (@DrMikeSonne) September 8, 2020

Though it is a miracle we were able to witness this at all, it being so dark.

September 08, 2020 /Joanna Cornish
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