Hold on to your Acorns

Since the Beej arrived at camp, arm still attached, there have been whispers in the fandom about having a bullpen heavy with arms, an embarassment of riches. That Jeremy Accardo could be traded, with someone else (usually Lind) for something. Anything. More arms. A fifth starter. Another bat. A bucket of chicken. Just cause.

Um, please quit it, fandom. The Beej is 10 months off TJ. And docs have told the team to slow down, you're moving too fast. And it's times like these that make me thankful that JP doesn't give a flying fuck what that fans think.