Nice while it lasted.

Oh, that was ugly. It looked like JMac barely did anything, but all of sudden he was writhing on the shag carpet. I like how the Jays fans loudly boo Hinske as he creams us. Rance calls Hinske formerly fat, without actually using the word 'fat'. He verbally dances around it. And Jamie Campbell praises Hinske and says stupid shit like Hinske didn't mind being traded cause he won a WS ring with the Sox. And wonders why the fans boo him. Campbell, they booed his ass as a Jay, when he was Rookie of the Year and then failed to live up to that, why would they quit now?

The offense was ok. Vernon appears to be heating up. Lyle was about an inch from a game tying homerun. Rolen had a shot to the warning track in straight away centre. Rios looks completely lost in the Forest of Suck. But luckily Hill is there to keep him company. And AJ, I don't even want to discuss. 12 Ks, though. Talented bonehead.

Alex Rodriguez, just when I think he has reached his level of maximum weirdness, this shit comes out, about meeting his wife, Cynthia :

"I scouted her out for a month," he said. "I wanted to see her routine, and I wanted to see what time she came in, see how consistent she was. And sure enough, she was like a machine. She would come in right after work and get on the treadmill and do her abs. And finally, I build enough courage after about 3½ weeks. And I said, 'I know you are going to go do some abs after. And do you mind if I join you?"

His wife of steel claims that she didn't know who A-Rod was (which I buy), but also didn't know that "professional athlete" was a job. Um, ok....