Profound Sadness with a Dash of Ennui

Watching the Jays lose once again to the Pirates fills me with a overwhelming sense of sadness. This team has bummed me out so much I don't even feel like making fun of stuff. My dad's prediction about Litsch is slowly coming true.

I feel shitty for Gibby and it seems like the team feels guilty for letting him down. The Tao is putting shit in perspective, and starting a vigil. Rios says this "I don't want to talk about what happened today. We can talk about other stuff. How about boats?" No, Alex, we can't talk about boats.

Fandom is a mother fucker.

Although Doc saying "I'd rather take a ball off the head than give up two runs" is bloody fantastic.

And Pittsburgh is kind of nice. Not Shitsburgh afterall, Sienna Miller.