Sometimes it's just not enough...

...to be pink, round and efficient. Jesse Litsch, championed by the Tao around the Internets but a day ago, couldn't really sit on the Yankees. And Mike Mussina kind of owns the Jays. Bastard.
...I wrote this earlier. Another game happened today. I don't want to talk about it. Ever. You can't make me.
Oh, and despite claims to the contrary, Roy may not be a ginger, in the South Park sense, but he has red hair.
