Got mad hits like they were Rod Carew

Thankfully, the offense woke up last night, because the pitching has seemingly hit a wall.





AJ hit this wall with his head, and proceeded to give back a 7-1 lead his boys had gotten him. BJ gave up a random homerun in the 9th to make things very tense, but the Jays prevailed. Sort of. It still feels kind of hollow. JP says that Macgowan has a something like a tear in the cuff region of his shoulder. Not a torn rotator cuff. No, no. Tear-like in the general area of the cuff.





The US magazine cover story about Show Pony and Madge is kind of hilarious. Especially this: "He said, 'She's my f--king soulmate, dude,'the friend tells Us."




Apparently, Show Pony listens only to her music while working out and has been brainwashed by Kabbalah. I wonder if he's done jazz hands for her yet?




It also has a really stupid interview with the notoriously press shy Jose Canseco, providing "insight" to his affair with Madonna, which happened 17 years ago. No woman changes in almost 20 years, apparently. The gist of it is that she wanted a Cuban baby, but they never had sex. Because he was married. I guess Madge couldn't count as road beef.

Also great...ARod the Musical!!



A-ROD:
The dinner cost at least two grand
She made a point to order wine
Later on she moved my hand
Well across her borderline
I boldly went where many, many
Many men have gone before
Dennis Rodman, Warren Beatty,
Vanilla Ice, and dozens more
Dear diary, can sex be love?
She’s so responsive, so adoring
She called my hand a golden glove
And Cynthia is huge and boring.



Well done, Ben Greenman of the New Yorker




And in case there was ever any doubt, Manny is still awesome: