Slow News Day: I love Manny Ramirez

Stoeten , one of the DJF trifecta, articulates my dream. Manny Ramirez as a Blue Jay. So exciting, I've got chills. I love Manny because he knows that this is a show and that he is an entertainer. He entertains by being the sickest right-handed hitter in the game and by being, in the words of David Ortiz, "a crazy motherfucker".

In 2004, I was hoping for the Red Sox to win the World Series. I was younger, and more foolish. My father mocked me, saying that all but one were on a one way trip to Suck City. That one? Manny, por supuesto.

Plus, check out his wife, fellas. He must be doing something right.