SOSH: The Gift that Keeps on Giving

The Sox beat the Jays (eh?) in TOR for the first time in months. Lester is pitching. Things look bright. WIN? I think not. Dominate? oh yeah.

LOSE? I think so. Dominate? Oh no.



Jesse Litsch is an ugly mother fucker.



These guys talk about the looks of the Jays fairly regularly. Mayhaps they are repressing something. And considering what stunners Pukelis and Rat Boy are, that's a pretty big statement. In general, the Sox are pretty fugly. I mean, really.



The Jays have NO chance against Lester the way he is pitching right now. That cutter is damn near unhittable.



Let's ask Vernon if it's hittable.



Lester is such a loser. Can't even no-hit this joke of a team.

Eating their young.



I really hate Rios...Lester really should fuggin drill him next time he gets up if the right situation presents itself. How much MORE comfortable can this guy be against us? FUCKING HIT THAT BITCH!


Temper, temper. Plus, considering Lester's control today, he might end up hitting Pedroia. Hopefully right in the kisser. He's a loud mouth prick, as I discovered thanks to The Ack.



Vernon Wells' batting stance pisses me off.Actually, everything about him pisses me off. FUCK.


Really? I'm kind of enjoying his 2 homerun, 2 awesome catches today.

Yep. I think Jays hate has risen to Yankee levels for me. I can't believe we play them 600 more times before the end of the season, christ.


I can't either, so exciting.



Lester has been awful in his three starts on turf this year. I don't understand why stadiums use this crap. It looks bad and it plays worse.

Ok, I'll explain this slowly. Retractable...oh, sorry, big word...roof opens and closes = no grass. Plus, Lester pitches off a mound, not the turf...so that complaint makes even less sense.


That's game. Horrible fucking showing by Lester. Yet another Red Sox pitcher fails to step up so far in the pennant race.
Feasting on the flesh of baby Sox. Yum, yum.



Funny how we get the Angles (sic) and Jays when both are playing their best ball of the year.

Funny how the "Angles" have owned your ass all season. Funny how the Jays have owned your ass all decade.

So Toronto has to be stealing signs, or drugging our players or something, right?There's not way they are this good against us, and pretty awful against the rest of the league.
Oh, now its drugging.


I liked Vernon Wells a lot better last year when he was hurt and sucky.

Yeah, that was great.

And ladies and gentlemen, the comment of the afternoon....

One of my girlfriend's friends is JP Ricciardi's cousin. She's a bitch too.