All Star Queries and Observations

Obama getting booed at Busch Stadium. White Sox jacket, Republicans or big fat racists? Pujols was feeling pretty friendly that night. Anyone else notice him and Carlos Pena almost making out when they were supposed to be greeting the "All Stars Among Us." I was a bit teary over that video montage. Tears interrupted by screams when I saw W. appear on my screen. "I thought we vanquished you!!!!"

This guy not exactly at his sharpest. And for once I was thrilled. He got the honour of starting the game, but looked completely human on a national stage. Completely human...for now, as some might say. Also, Mauer lives the dream of many a Jays fan by copping a feel of cyborg ass.

Carl Crawford violating someone who is not a Blue Jay. Even when the Rays were Devil Rays and it was Crawford and a bag of toys that made that team, he always managed to single handedly take the Jays down. Hill is jacked. And got 3 assists. Michael Young also put on a damn defensive clinic at 3rd base.AL wins!!! Order restored. Was that not a bit of a boring game? Maybe I needed free hotdogs or something.

Play of game got MVP. Well deserved. But an MVP for one game seems kind of a bit cheap.


1 million? The fuck? 1 million?!?!? We could've done that shit. 1 million!!!!!