Only Love Can Break Your Heart
That, and rumours about trading Roy Halladay. May I ask why we are already talking about it when he has another whole year on his very reasonable contract? This time next year, ok, maybe. But now? No.
Are the Jays made better without him? Considering we have -10 healthy useful arms, the answer would be no. And he is the best pitcher in baseball.
Are the Jays more entertaining? No. Every 5 days we get to see someone who is a master at his craft. Some guys know how to sculpt. Some guys know how to play a killer electric guitar. This guy knows how to throw a baseball. Sometimes it's easy to forget how good he is until you see how bad some others are. They are indecisive, slow, don't throw strikes. There is nothing worse than a pitcher who nibbles. It's why people hate baseball. They don't realize that's why. They say it's slow or boring. But it's actually a nibbling pitcher.
Roy Halladay is incapable of nibbling. He is the anti-nibbler. Nibbling makes him weep hot, manly tears of rage. Cause that shit just ain't right.
And yes, there was a walkoff. This is a very frustrating team. Not so bad that they should blow it up and start anew. But League getting 2 outs and 2 strikes and then giving up a 2-run homerun pretty much sums this shit up. So good, yet so ugly.
And see? Adam wants you to vote for him. So do it. DO IT.
Are the Jays made better without him? Considering we have -10 healthy useful arms, the answer would be no. And he is the best pitcher in baseball.
Are the Jays more entertaining? No. Every 5 days we get to see someone who is a master at his craft. Some guys know how to sculpt. Some guys know how to play a killer electric guitar. This guy knows how to throw a baseball. Sometimes it's easy to forget how good he is until you see how bad some others are. They are indecisive, slow, don't throw strikes. There is nothing worse than a pitcher who nibbles. It's why people hate baseball. They don't realize that's why. They say it's slow or boring. But it's actually a nibbling pitcher.
Roy Halladay is incapable of nibbling. He is the anti-nibbler. Nibbling makes him weep hot, manly tears of rage. Cause that shit just ain't right.
And yes, there was a walkoff. This is a very frustrating team. Not so bad that they should blow it up and start anew. But League getting 2 outs and 2 strikes and then giving up a 2-run homerun pretty much sums this shit up. So good, yet so ugly.
And see? Adam wants you to vote for him. So do it. DO IT.