Notes from a Pile of Men

Travis Snider, casually running in late- "Hey fellas. Anyone you want me to ram my head into?"

YES announcer- "Posada is hot right here. He wanted it badly."

Joanna, blogger- "Heh."

Cito, manager, to Edwar Ramirez- "That's not how it's done, son. Don't make me choke a bitch."

Jim Joyce, umpire- "As he ran past Carlson, he gave him a little shove with his elbow. It was very unsportsmanlike. It was a cheap shot."

Jesse Carlsson, badass- "We were wrestling or whatever and we both went down to the ground. We were kind of right near their dugout and kind of got trampled on for a little bit. I was trying to cover up and I'm not sure who it was, but somebody moved my hands out of the way and got in a shot. I'm fine. It doesn't even hurt."

Alex Rodriguez, fairy princess- "It got pretty heavy and pretty thick pretty quickly. I think we're all fortunate and glad no one got hurt."

Joanna, blogger- "How would you know? You seemed to be prancing around the outside of the scrum."

Jorge Posada, catcher and bitch- "I don't want my kids to see that. ... Fight in the middle of the field, benches clearing -- that's a bad example."

Joanna, blogger-" It would be bad for children to see that their father is a bitch. Speaking of bitches, did anyone smack AJ? If looking for opportunities, this was a golden one."