Wailings From New England
I missed most of this game. I also missed most of last night's game. Mostly because I was extremely nauseous. But I did witness the best damn part of the whole series. Not only was it the best damn part, it was the only good part. As with every Red Sox loss to the Jays, I make my way over to SOSH. As this was a 9th inning pitching meltdown, it should be especially fantastic.
Schilling's blog sucked, schilling is a tool, and why the fuck are the Blue Jays starting skeletor?
Whatever, we will crush them.
The Sox fans commenting on the looks of the Jays players is what one calls irony. You'd think they'd be used to hideousness dressed in jerseys.
But a sweep would be awesome. 3 back for the WC after today
No no.
I would like to add that they started bitching about this game at 8 am.
I think it's the teeth/mouth. He has that sort of English bad-teeth, mouth-slightly-gaping-naturally sort of look to him.
Mid morning discussion of John Lackey's face.
I ran across this on the Internets. John Lackey and Josh Beckett: Today's Schilling and Pedro. Written last December. Um, Pedro was a total beast for the Sox and had some of the most dominating seasons of anyone ever. The only pitcher I covet of theirs is Jon Lester. So, you are wrong, Randy Booth. Lester and Buckholz, maybe. Lackey couldn't be the ace of any team. Not the Yankees, not the Phillies. He's not even the ace of the Red Sox. It might not be official, but super stud of studs Lester is their ace.
Back to SOSH
Please to for a win today.
What?
I'm just going to skip past the in depth discussion of whether or not Lackey looks like a member of the 17th century Spanish royal family, who were inbred. The consensus, including my own opinion, is yes, yes he does.
Ok, boring, boring. Lackey gets ahead, Mills is really skinny. Remy says Salt-er-ler-mach-ier.
That kind of base running gets my underpants all steamy.
Ew.
Random discussion of pictures of Matt Kemp's junk.
What the hell was he thinking? I saw that too. I can't tell if it is really Matt Kemp though. Why did I click?
Because you are jealous of Rihanna.
Bombs galore in the thin Toronto air!
It's comments like this that make me love the 9th inning. Is Toronto air even thin? I thought it was hot as hell and humid? What?
Mills leaves with sore neck. Whiplash, perhaps?
9th inning. Sweet, sweet 9th inning.
You didn't think the Red Sox would just roll over and make it easy for NY & TB, did you?
I don't even think Toronto is going to be rolling over, but my, we are cocky.
Bless their hacking hearts!
All the better to beat you.
Thank God we didn't trade for Downs
You are going to wish you had his crafty ass in the 9th, shit head.
So, who makes the post season roster?
I'm thinking Jeter and Rivera and Sabathia and Longoria and maybe Garza.
CG for Lackey and save the pen?
Yeah, sounds like a plan.
Lackey is gonna pitch the 9th, peeps.
Looks like.
It has indeed been quite satisfying to watch the Sox pimp slap the Jays.
What's the word for satisfaction that just comes up short? I'll just ask your girlfriends.
horse steroids
No, it's just the awesomeness of Bautista.
Hopefully a meaningless HR...
They mean the world to Jose.
Solo shot, no big deal.
Shake it off, fellas.
Will someone make this jerkoff piss in a cup after the game? Christ sakes.
Don't you think they have already? And people that live in glass Papi houses shouldn't throw PEDs.
oh shit
oooooooh
There's no good reason Bard shouldn't have pitched the 9th.
Oh, his turn is coming.
Papelbon, I fucking hate you.
All together now!
Right now I'm kind of wishing that Paps assaulted his father-in-law yesterday.
Typically warm and loving thought from our friends at SOSH.
Are they really going to ruin the rest of my day?
Looks like.
Just should've brought in Bard to start the inning. Non-save situation, then. That way, Papelbon's OK with it. But if he brings in Bard in a save situation, it's like taking food off Papelbon's table. Obvioulsy I'm not endorsing that view, but I think that's how most any major leaguer would see it.
Yeah, the moronic ones.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
Wheeeeeee
This is especially painful considering what we just watched Rivera do last night.
It's all enjoyable.
Just get a third run-scoring double play, and win in extras. We got this thing...
Yeah, tie games on the road are always easy.
We are so fucked
Yeah, you are.
he's a stupid fucking shithead hick.
DJF prefers Pigfucker, but go with what feels right.
Fuck Papelbon, seriously.
Seriously?
Thanks, Jonathan Papelbon. I hope your plane crashes on the way to Texas.
With the rest of the team on it?
Fuck Paps. Fuck our pen, just fuck Canada.
Hey!
What a FUCKING pussy. There is no way I am going to get anything done at work for the rest of the day, and I will continue to be pissed off until this team wins again, which better fucking be tomorrow, and the day after that, and the FUCKING day after that. We have a 3-run lead going into the 9th inning, about to put ourselves in pretty good position to make a run at a playoff spot and the fucking idiot gags.
Maybe go outside and play for a while.
What are the odds that Papelbon wasn't out getting shitfaced until all hours last night?
I know he makes $9m, but this is Toronto. Murdoch can't even buy a buzz there.
What? .....What?
Asshole.
Ok, that concludes this edition of Fun with SOSH.
I would like to add that this series was almost 100 % pure bullshit, but that 9th inning almost washed it all away. Almost.
On to the next one.
Schilling's blog sucked, schilling is a tool, and why the fuck are the Blue Jays starting skeletor?
Whatever, we will crush them.
The Sox fans commenting on the looks of the Jays players is what one calls irony. You'd think they'd be used to hideousness dressed in jerseys.
But a sweep would be awesome. 3 back for the WC after today
No no.
I would like to add that they started bitching about this game at 8 am.
I think it's the teeth/mouth. He has that sort of English bad-teeth, mouth-slightly-gaping-naturally sort of look to him.
Mid morning discussion of John Lackey's face.
I ran across this on the Internets. John Lackey and Josh Beckett: Today's Schilling and Pedro. Written last December. Um, Pedro was a total beast for the Sox and had some of the most dominating seasons of anyone ever. The only pitcher I covet of theirs is Jon Lester. So, you are wrong, Randy Booth. Lester and Buckholz, maybe. Lackey couldn't be the ace of any team. Not the Yankees, not the Phillies. He's not even the ace of the Red Sox. It might not be official, but super stud of studs Lester is their ace.
Back to SOSH
Please to for a win today.
What?
I'm just going to skip past the in depth discussion of whether or not Lackey looks like a member of the 17th century Spanish royal family, who were inbred. The consensus, including my own opinion, is yes, yes he does.
Ok, boring, boring. Lackey gets ahead, Mills is really skinny. Remy says Salt-er-ler-mach-ier.
That kind of base running gets my underpants all steamy.
Ew.
Random discussion of pictures of Matt Kemp's junk.
What the hell was he thinking? I saw that too. I can't tell if it is really Matt Kemp though. Why did I click?
Because you are jealous of Rihanna.
Bombs galore in the thin Toronto air!
It's comments like this that make me love the 9th inning. Is Toronto air even thin? I thought it was hot as hell and humid? What?
Mills leaves with sore neck. Whiplash, perhaps?
9th inning. Sweet, sweet 9th inning.
You didn't think the Red Sox would just roll over and make it easy for NY & TB, did you?
I don't even think Toronto is going to be rolling over, but my, we are cocky.
Bless their hacking hearts!
All the better to beat you.
Thank God we didn't trade for Downs
You are going to wish you had his crafty ass in the 9th, shit head.
So, who makes the post season roster?
I'm thinking Jeter and Rivera and Sabathia and Longoria and maybe Garza.
CG for Lackey and save the pen?
Yeah, sounds like a plan.
Lackey is gonna pitch the 9th, peeps.
Looks like.
It has indeed been quite satisfying to watch the Sox pimp slap the Jays.
What's the word for satisfaction that just comes up short? I'll just ask your girlfriends.
horse steroids
No, it's just the awesomeness of Bautista.
Hopefully a meaningless HR...
They mean the world to Jose.
Solo shot, no big deal.
Shake it off, fellas.
Will someone make this jerkoff piss in a cup after the game? Christ sakes.
Don't you think they have already? And people that live in glass Papi houses shouldn't throw PEDs.
oh shit
oooooooh
There's no good reason Bard shouldn't have pitched the 9th.
Oh, his turn is coming.
Papelbon, I fucking hate you.
All together now!
Right now I'm kind of wishing that Paps assaulted his father-in-law yesterday.
Typically warm and loving thought from our friends at SOSH.
Are they really going to ruin the rest of my day?
Looks like.
Just should've brought in Bard to start the inning. Non-save situation, then. That way, Papelbon's OK with it. But if he brings in Bard in a save situation, it's like taking food off Papelbon's table. Obvioulsy I'm not endorsing that view, but I think that's how most any major leaguer would see it.
Yeah, the moronic ones.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT
Wheeeeeee
This is especially painful considering what we just watched Rivera do last night.
It's all enjoyable.
Just get a third run-scoring double play, and win in extras. We got this thing...
Yeah, tie games on the road are always easy.
We are so fucked
Yeah, you are.
he's a stupid fucking shithead hick.
DJF prefers Pigfucker, but go with what feels right.
Fuck Papelbon, seriously.
Seriously?
Thanks, Jonathan Papelbon. I hope your plane crashes on the way to Texas.
With the rest of the team on it?
Fuck Paps. Fuck our pen, just fuck Canada.
Hey!
What a FUCKING pussy. There is no way I am going to get anything done at work for the rest of the day, and I will continue to be pissed off until this team wins again, which better fucking be tomorrow, and the day after that, and the FUCKING day after that. We have a 3-run lead going into the 9th inning, about to put ourselves in pretty good position to make a run at a playoff spot and the fucking idiot gags.
Maybe go outside and play for a while.
What are the odds that Papelbon wasn't out getting shitfaced until all hours last night?
I know he makes $9m, but this is Toronto. Murdoch can't even buy a buzz there.
What? .....What?
Asshole.
Ok, that concludes this edition of Fun with SOSH.
I would like to add that this series was almost 100 % pure bullshit, but that 9th inning almost washed it all away. Almost.
On to the next one.