JPA Unleashed on Local School Children


There is a long tradition of Blue Jays taking the mascot to local schools for a visit. A few weeks ago, Aaron Hill went and shared a nutrition break with 10 year olds. He enjoyed a yogurt cup and talked about tender hammies.

It was JP Arencibia's turn. He joined a Phys Ed class and apparently kicked little kid ass at dodge ball.
It started innocently enough. I must say, the look on the faces of those two kids is pretty damn cute.


I included this one just because of the shirt that kid is wearing. Pirates need love, too!!!


"Now, this dodge ball game, it's serious. This guy might lay off you, but he's a total pussy."

And then JP unleashed it.Look at the glee he is taking, whipping balls at people much smaller than he.

When I originally conceived this, there was a picture in this group of a bunch of little kids running like they were on fire away from JPA. But the Jays' Facebook page took it down, probably because it called to mind this :