Mighty Fine Thighs

So the 2012 Body Issue of ESPN the Magazine has been released.

Jose Bautista is featured in it and well, congratulations. I mean, this is Michaelangelo territory. I'm not going to describe it, because I will combust, but I will say that the definition in his quads is insane. They are nearly as pronounced as his ears.

The article that accompanies it is interesting, which I know is sort of like saying "I read Playboy for the articles", but hearing about Bautista's work out routine really illustrates how hard he works to not only look like that, but to get his body at a level that allows him to play like he does.  He also talks his quick metabolism and that he loses about 20 pounds over the course of a season. Bautista's metabolism is so quick that he can get very, very thin if he doesn't watch it. This makes me hate him a little.

The whole issue is amazing because it illustrates just how powerful and beautiful the human body can be. The lines on some of these people are amazing. I also really need to start working out more.

This a video of the shoot, where Bautista said he was nervous the night before the shoot about being all naked and stuff. NAKED!!! AND STUFF!!!




And for the make up artist oiling his ass down, I have no words. Tee hee.