A Conundrum


I need the above.

Thoughts: I can't write a lot about this without getting upset. Honestly, this made gag.


Why? I love David Price. I loved him when he was a Ray and loved it when he played for my team. The second half of the 2015 season was the most fun ever and I never, ever wanted it to end.

I think the Red Sox are awful. Their fans are shit heads and much of my blog's content comes from me mocking them. Perhaps their biggest fault, even more than their entitlement, is their complete lack of self-awareness.

That is indeed a lot of money, probably more than anyone should pay for a pitcher. So now I have a problem: I would love for this blow up in their faces cause that's a lot of money and it turning out terribly would be a direct positive for the Blue Jays.


But it would also make David Price sad. Which many of you would probably say, "So?" But it makes the 2015 season seem further away. The Jays will still probably be pretty good. I'd just prefer more pitching.


Did it really have to be the Red Sox?


Couldn't you have waited for the Dodgers to make you a ridiculous offer? They probably totally had one written up. We'd only occasionally see him, maybe see some highlights.

 

Is there anything that is so totally awesome and so totally terrible in the same way as sports?

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