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10 Things About a 10-1 Victory: Jays Take ALDS Game 1

October 07, 2016 by Joanna Cornish

one

That was fun.

Two

This guy right here.

I don't know why some people are able to rise to an occasion and others can't. But Estrada is certainly one of those occasion risers. He actually seems to pitch better the higher the stakes. 

Marco Estrada could not have pitched better. What a boss. 

three

Does this mean the Texas media is finally going to get over this shit?

four

Was this opinion paid for? Because, wow.

Marcus Stroman has pitched really well of late, but calling him the Jays best pitcher is just wrong. It's wrong. 

five

 José Bautista handled it all like a champion. 

"We were talking about it. Like, what’s the best kind of revenge? Well, revenge is the best kind of revenge." https://t.co/FBU0fFRDoW

— Arden Zwelling (@ArdenZwelling) October 7, 2016

The gentle placement of his bat on the ground after his homer was delicious. Revenge is the best kind of revenge.

Bautista's bat drop. pic.twitter.com/pU3ycNCvWH

— Ian Hunter (@BlueJayHunter) October 6, 2016

Also a champion, one of the OG Jays bloggers, Ian Hunter, with the line of the night.

six

More Estrada/Bautista post-game pressers, please.

"I have a couple HRs in my careers and I think I've only flipped it once." - José
Marco's facial expression is priceless. pic.twitter.com/6ggxTi7G5K

— Daryl (@ateDARYL) October 7, 2016

seven

Would this qualify as messing with Texas? Asking for a friend. #OurMoment

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) October 6, 2016

eight

 Alter ego names of Marvel Superheroes, particularly ones created by Stan Lee, are often alliterative. Peter Parker is Spider-man. Matt Murdock is Daredevil. Bruce Banner is the Incredible Hulk.

I think it's fitting that Troy Trevor Tulowitzki's name is also alliterative because boy has gone full beast mode. 

"LET'S GO!" #BlueJayshttps://t.co/0spH6Y5lS0 pic.twitter.com/k4bAyu6k6p

— Daryl (@ateDARYL) October 7, 2016

nine

Rodger Brulotte needs to be famous in English Canada and in the rest of baseball. His calls are as iconic as any other in the game.

MLB noticed. 

The French broadcast call of @MelvinUptonJr’s home run was EPIC: https://t.co/NpTdrSutbE #postseason pic.twitter.com/JNk7Wio2fh

— MLB (@MLB) October 7, 2016

Except it's not French, mes amis. It's French Canadian.  There is a difference.

Ostie d’calvaire, ostie d’ciboire
Câlisse de tabarnak

Ostie d’crisse de tabarnak
Ostie d’câlisse de viarge

That's more or less meaningless to a French person, but some seriously quality swearing in Quebec.  What does it say? Basically it's a bunch of different ways to say "fuck." 

 

ten 

This happened.

@Adele sorry I missed your call. I wasn't home.😪 #Hello pic.twitter.com/nBLhosKiCQ

— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) October 7, 2016

And I'm taking FULL CREDIT.

October 07, 2016 /Joanna Cornish
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