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This Week in Blue Jays: Week of September 11th

September 15, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

Twins Walk Off

Justin Smoak's late inning homer to the the game was pretty exciting. I was thrilled. But the reality of 2017 came back to me. Buck Martinez extolled the managerial prowess of Paul Molitor and then Byron Buxton hit a walk off in the 10th.

I had tweeted admiration about this dude's swag when the Twins were in Toronto a few weeks ago. He's a specimen. So I take full responsibility for last night's events. I inspired him.  

Jeff Passan published a piece about Buxton yesterday for Yahoo Sports.  


Bautista

More than likely, the clock is winding down on José Bautista's time as a Blue Jay. And, of course, the prose is flowing.

The best lately has been Drew Fairservice. The cobwebs were blown off of Ghostrunner on First and Fairservice did Bautista justice. 

One from the vault: One of my favourite bits of Jays coverage of the past few years was Fairservice's series called "My Approach" that he did for The Score.

I can't get access to the Bautista one (it times out) but here are some highlights from that and a few others.

(I remember I messaged Drew after I read this the first time. I asked him how Bautista smelled. If I recall correctly, the answer was, "Fine.")

I'm also about done with the "Bautista looks so bad" takes. There are about two weeks left in this season. Stifle.

DaComebakKid wanted, I provided :D :D From SC 03/06/11

Fairservice's Birds All Day partner in crime wrote an absolute genius piece on Bautista for Vice Sports.

Stoeten focused on the thing that fans so often forget but is really at the crux of Bautista as a baseball player:

The dude is an underdog who has always been completely unapologetic about who he is, as a baseball player and a person.

And it's glorious.


Stro's Spot of Bother

Stroman, of course, has been a highlight of 2017. He gave up two unearned runs in that final game in the Orioles series earlier this week. Unfortunately, the Jays only mustered a run off Gausman. Stro still has goals:

Marcus Stroman spoke about stepping up for the Blue Jays and striving to hit his goal of throwing 200 innings this season.


Darwin Barney's Slides

The Jays hit a walk off of their own versus Baltimore earlier in the week. It was fitting Darwin Barney scored the tying run by sliding into home. 

Barney's slide into third the night before is already the stuff of legends. 

Darwin Barney's slide into third base comes up short so he crawls to reach third base safely in the 2nd inning

Darwin Barney talked about his defensive game and the slide that everyone can't stop talking about.

John Gibbons talked about the Blue Jays getting a win over the Orioles and having players step up in the absence of some stars.

GIF Queen @atedaryl captured this video of Dan Shulman discussing Barney's hair with Buck Martinez earlier in the season.

Video is not mine. Source: MLB


Russell is Back

Russell Martin was reinstated from the DL this week. On the disabled because of his oblique muscle.

Rob Longley caught up with Martin, who will be missing the playoffs this year. 

“It’s been tough, but every team goes through injuries. It’s not an excuse. The common thing is to go out there and keep playing, put the teem first and never lose sight of that.

It’s energizing to see the young kids. The excitement, you feed off of it. We’ve had some success too and that’s even more important.”

That's cool, Coltrane. You can play them your late 90s hip hop.

"Feel So Good" by Mase. From the album "Harlem World" (1997). Directed by: Hype Williams iTunes: http://bit.ly/harlemworld Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1XVsDwy Follow us on... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/badboy Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/badboyrecords Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/badboyentertainment Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/badboyrecords © 1997 WMG/Bad Boy Entertainment

This kid digs it.

Marcus Stroman's pregame warmup routine includes six pieces of gum and lots of dancing (via @Danbot26R) pic.twitter.com/ridp4B0nVF

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 11, 2017

Brett Anderson: Salty

I want to keep Brett Anderson forever, mostly due to the Twitter salt. Anderson developed a hotspot on his finger and had to be taken out of the game.

He tweeted this (at 4:20 AM, btw) 

Congrats to baseball for trying to make the baseball fly...you've succeeded.

— Brett Anderson (@BAnderson3737) September 15, 2017

He also uses my buddy's art as his Twitter profile pic. Long may you tweet, Gingerbeard Man. 

 

Speaking of juiced balls, Jonah Keri wrote an open letter to Robert Manfred about the balls. 

I also believe something is up. If I were the MLBPA, I'd be all over this. 


Cleveland

Cleveland has won 22 games in a row. Jay Bruce hit another walk off last night to beat the Royals. I'm happy for a certain parrot that is experiencing it, but hot damn. The ennui of it all.

Purists might not acknowledge Aretha as a blues singer, but so what? Even if The Delta Meets Detroit is at heart another way of raiding the Queen of Soul's catalog for niche-market sales, it's a convincer.


Pork Chop Casserole (with Potatoes) 

@playball posted a tweet that had the favourite food of several players, including Josh Donaldson. 

Dig in. #PlayBall pic.twitter.com/aZbM8bqvtl

— Play Ball (@PlayBall) September 15, 2017

So I was like "ooh pork chop casserole." It's basically pork chops, a starch of some sort, cheese and cream soup. And I discovered it can be made with rice or potatoes. I thought about posting a recipe, but needed confirmation about what he preferred:

With potatoes or rice @BringerOfRain20 ? https://t.co/vk4P3iTBwl

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) September 15, 2017

Potatoes.

— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) September 15, 2017

That is the correct answer. 

Here is a recipe from The Midnight Baker

Starch, fat and salt combined and made warm. That's everything required in food. 

 

September 15, 2017 /Joanna Cornish
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