Pain in the Bronx: Jays Drop Both, Lose Fourth

All I ask is that if Springer hits a dinger, and Kikuchi takes a no-hitter late into the game, and despite the fact that and Stanton hit a dumb Yankee stadium special to tie the game, and the umpires, who had had a ridiculously generous zone for Severino,  then tossed Garcia for no reason, and then tossed Pete Walker and then later Charlie Montoyo in the aftermath, and also, apparently, a terrible baseball, but then have Guerrero score from first and Kirk sacrifice for a couple of go ahead runs, and Phelps, and Cimber and Mayza have shut down innings is that you win the damn game. 

You don’t walk the first two and then give up a walk off to Judge to lose the game. 

And then just lose the matinee, going 0 for 7 with RISP and NINE left on base. NINE!

Yimi García (via interpreter): “Last night was one of the worst nights of my playing career, regarding the baseball.”

García said he did not intend to hit Donaldson at all, adding that the balls being used are “really slippery” and “embarrassing” #BlueJays

— Keegan Matheson (@KeeganMatheson) May 11, 2022

Alarmingly accurate New Yorker cartoon