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The Hope That Was Halladay

November 08, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

I'm still trying to process what happened yesterday. The sense of the thing isn't readily available. 

The CBC asked me to write something about Roy Halladay last night. You can find that here.

It's a strange thing to be proud of my first byline in a national forum when it's about the untimely death of a centrepiece in all my early baseball writing, but here we are. 

John Lott wrote this and it helped me focus. 

And in the true celebration of The Ballad of Doc and AJ, here is A.J. Burnett on the Jeff Blair show this morning. 

A.J. Burnett on Roy Halladay via @SNJeffBlair Show: "He helped me be the man I am today. You have to celebrate this guy, this machine, this stud of a human being."https://t.co/O8EMWy4dmh

— Mike Cormack (@MikeCormack) November 8, 2017

I finally met Roy Halladay in June 2017 at a reception in Toronto as part of the Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame induction celebration.

He sat on a makeshift stage and was interviewed by Dan Shulman and Mike Wilner about his career, his time playing in Canada and how he spends time in retirement. He talked about coaching his kids’ baseball teams, (his Toronto-born son is a pitcher), fishing and flying.  His wife Brandy heckled him from the audience about the lack of date nights. She also bid on all the Roy Halladay related silent auction items, a detail that charmed me.

Halladay was low-key and funny, honoured but maybe a little bewildered about all the attention.

I introduced myself and congratulated him on his career and the induction. “You were always so great to watch. Even when you were terrible, it was entertaining.” Halladay laughed,  he genuinely laughed like he enjoyed it. 

I felt the satisfaction of making a subdued person a little less subdued.

Enjoy!

November 08, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

In the Absence of Words

November 07, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

9/04/09: Roy Halladay gives up only one hit, shutting out the Yankees for the second one-hitter of his career Check out http://m.mlb.com/video for our full archive of videos, and subscribe on YouTube for the best, exclusive MLB content: http://youtube.com/MLB About MLB.com: Commissioner Allan H.

November 07, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

José Bautista: Our Miracle Baby

October 01, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

One of the key aspects of growing up is understanding how finite time is. Something will be great, but it won't last. The only constant is change.  The key to peace is coming to terms with that and appreciating what you have in the moments you have them. 

So I'm appreciating what I have while I still have it.


This blog was in it's infancy when José Bautista was traded from the Pirates to the Blue Jays in 2008. I was watching a lot of Blue Jays baseball and took little notice of the wiry Dominican whose ears stick out. 

Here's what Pirates' GM Neal Huntington said at the time:

After Alex Rios was traded  to the White Sox in August 2009, the wiry Dominican whose ears stick out took over as  the everyday right fielder. Playing time is so often the difference when players are trying to catch on, and Bautista, as is his way, proved that to the max. 

I remember early in 2010, when it started looking like Bautista’s 2009 September wasn’t a fluke, he was being interviewed on The Fan 590.

I knew just from listening to Bautista speak that he was remarkably intelligent. It's wasn't just that Bautista stood apart from how fans normally see Latino players, he stood apart from baseball players in general. Bautista was thoughtful and he provided insight on his process that you don't normally get. 

I also knew that Bautista would be hitting homeruns for as long as his body allowed him to because he had figured out the role timing played.  Timing was the missing link between Bautista's innate power and the baseball.  

This was the result:

José Bautista: 2010 .260 BA / 54 HR / 124 RBI After averaging 14.75 home runs per season with 4 different teams from 2004-2009, Bautista had perhaps the biggest breakout year in MLB history in 2010. He proceeded to belt an incredible 54 longballs and finish 4th in MVP voting thanks to a simple tweak of his timing mechanism.

#22 is an inside the park homer. 


José Bautista is an outlier. 

Players drafted in the 20th round aren't likely to crack the big leagues.

Players very rarely end up on the rosters of five different organizations in one season. In fact, it had never happened until it happened to Bautista in 2004. 

Players don't blossom as power hitters at 28.  

But it was real. It happened.

Bautista has been part of this organization so long now that we forget just how unlikely all of it was.

It's miraculous.

He's our miracle baby.

And the fact that something similar happened with Edwin Encarnación a few seasons later added to the magic. It's a credit to the Blue Jays as an organization, and Alex Anthopoulos as a leader that he, and the rest of the organization, created a place that gave opportunities for these players to reveal themselves and be who they were meant to be.

I considered for a long time why the failure to retain Encarnación this past offseason bothered me so much, and I suspect it had something to do with letting a little bit of the magic go. 


Stephen Brunt wrote one of my favourite features on Bautista. I think I like it so much because Brunt really understood that Bautista has always been different. 


In the years since his breakout, Bautista has become one of the most recognizable faces in the entire country and the face of the Toronto Blue Jays. 

Josh Donaldson, Russell Martin and Troy Tulowitzki have arrived since and are certainly leaders, and Marcus Stroman may become the face of this team, but they have all taken their place around Bautista. 

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From his Instagram account, one can deduce he loves the following, in no particular order: His mom, his teammates, his kids, sugar cereal, Drake, Booster Juice. 


I remember sitting down to write about Bautista appearing in the 2012 ESPN the Body issue. 

The photo is gorgeous (congrats on the quads, sir.) But it was the video that went with it that made me lose my damn mind. 

Go behind the scenes for the making of ESPN The Magazine's Body Issue with Jose Bautista.

The moment when the makeup artist oils down his ass: I just imagined the journey that makeup artist took, all the professional experience she had and it all came together in that moment. What a glorious example of man, what a ridiculously wonderful moment. 

I dissolved into giggles then.

And now. 


2015 will likely go down as one of the best seasons in Blue Jays history. 

The Blue Jays also did something they didn't do for Roy Halladay or Carlos Delgado: They got José Bautista to the playoffs. 

And it was better than we could've ever imagined.

10/14/15: The Blue Jays turn a deficit into a three-run lead in a wild 7th that includes three errors, a homer and benches emptying Check out http://m.mlb.com/video for our full archive of videos, and subscribe on YouTube for the best, exclusive MLB content: http://youtube.com/MLB About MLB.com: Commissioner Allan H.

The bat flip is what will be Bautista’s signature moment.

My heart goes into my throat every time I watch this at bat, even though I know what's going to happen. I lose my breath when Bautista takes that hard hack at Dyson's first pitch. And then pandemonium. Sheer joy. 

What’s remarkable about it and why it’s one of my favourite Blue Jays moments ever is that it represented so many different things.

It was a moment that perfectly illustrated the cruelty of baseball- the Rangers’ middle infield and their inability in those few moments to make the most routine plays and being punished for it immediately and devastatingly.

It illustrated that while baseball more than deserves  it’s “slow”description, it can sure get away from you in a hurry. That the moments in between the action are torture when the stakes are high. The shot of Cole Hamels in the Rangers' dugout while the camera is shaking from the crowd.  His face tells the whole story.

It was the ultimate moment in a season of magical moments, that started with an offseason trade for a future MVP and midseason moves that really made it seem like anything could happen. The Yankees could be caught and then surpassed. The AL East could be won. Toronto was the team to watch, the place to be. 

It meant that Russell Martin, who was charged with the dumbest, more random of errors in the top half of the seventh, wasn’t going to be the goat. The season started with Martin crying while his dad saxophoned the anthem in Montreal in March, and it wasn’t going to end with more bitter tears in October.

It was a achingly beautiful reminder of the magic of October baseball, to a fanbase who had been starving for it for 22 long years.

It was a homerun for a late blooming power hitter, who hit most of his 54 homers in front of middling crowds, wearing an ugly black jersey for a “blue” team, in a hockey city, in a hockey country. Toronto had always been a baseball city and it was just waiting for baseball to come back.

And Toronto celebrated the man who brought it back.


To say that they will never be another José Bautista is almost understating it.

José Bautista, proud, bearded and wicked smart. 

José Bautista, patron saint of late bloomers.

José Bautista, our miracle baby.

@ateDARYL 

October 01, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

This Week in Blue Jays: Week of September 11th

September 15, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

Twins Walk Off

Justin Smoak's late inning homer to the the game was pretty exciting. I was thrilled. But the reality of 2017 came back to me. Buck Martinez extolled the managerial prowess of Paul Molitor and then Byron Buxton hit a walk off in the 10th.

I had tweeted admiration about this dude's swag when the Twins were in Toronto a few weeks ago. He's a specimen. So I take full responsibility for last night's events. I inspired him.  

Jeff Passan published a piece about Buxton yesterday for Yahoo Sports.  


Bautista

More than likely, the clock is winding down on José Bautista's time as a Blue Jay. And, of course, the prose is flowing.

The best lately has been Drew Fairservice. The cobwebs were blown off of Ghostrunner on First and Fairservice did Bautista justice. 

One from the vault: One of my favourite bits of Jays coverage of the past few years was Fairservice's series called "My Approach" that he did for The Score.

I can't get access to the Bautista one (it times out) but here are some highlights from that and a few others.

(I remember I messaged Drew after I read this the first time. I asked him how Bautista smelled. If I recall correctly, the answer was, "Fine.")

I'm also about done with the "Bautista looks so bad" takes. There are about two weeks left in this season. Stifle.

DaComebakKid wanted, I provided :D :D From SC 03/06/11

Fairservice's Birds All Day partner in crime wrote an absolute genius piece on Bautista for Vice Sports.

Stoeten focused on the thing that fans so often forget but is really at the crux of Bautista as a baseball player:

The dude is an underdog who has always been completely unapologetic about who he is, as a baseball player and a person.

And it's glorious.


Stro's Spot of Bother

Stroman, of course, has been a highlight of 2017. He gave up two unearned runs in that final game in the Orioles series earlier this week. Unfortunately, the Jays only mustered a run off Gausman. Stro still has goals:

Marcus Stroman spoke about stepping up for the Blue Jays and striving to hit his goal of throwing 200 innings this season.


Darwin Barney's Slides

The Jays hit a walk off of their own versus Baltimore earlier in the week. It was fitting Darwin Barney scored the tying run by sliding into home. 

Barney's slide into third the night before is already the stuff of legends. 

Darwin Barney's slide into third base comes up short so he crawls to reach third base safely in the 2nd inning

Darwin Barney talked about his defensive game and the slide that everyone can't stop talking about.

John Gibbons talked about the Blue Jays getting a win over the Orioles and having players step up in the absence of some stars.

GIF Queen @atedaryl captured this video of Dan Shulman discussing Barney's hair with Buck Martinez earlier in the season.

Video is not mine. Source: MLB


Russell is Back

Russell Martin was reinstated from the DL this week. On the disabled because of his oblique muscle.

Rob Longley caught up with Martin, who will be missing the playoffs this year. 

“It’s been tough, but every team goes through injuries. It’s not an excuse. The common thing is to go out there and keep playing, put the teem first and never lose sight of that.

It’s energizing to see the young kids. The excitement, you feed off of it. We’ve had some success too and that’s even more important.”

That's cool, Coltrane. You can play them your late 90s hip hop.

"Feel So Good" by Mase. From the album "Harlem World" (1997). Directed by: Hype Williams iTunes: http://bit.ly/harlemworld Spotify: http://spoti.fi/1XVsDwy Follow us on... Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/badboy Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/badboyrecords Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/badboyentertainment Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/badboyrecords © 1997 WMG/Bad Boy Entertainment

This kid digs it.

Marcus Stroman's pregame warmup routine includes six pieces of gum and lots of dancing (via @Danbot26R) pic.twitter.com/ridp4B0nVF

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) September 11, 2017

Brett Anderson: Salty

I want to keep Brett Anderson forever, mostly due to the Twitter salt. Anderson developed a hotspot on his finger and had to be taken out of the game.

He tweeted this (at 4:20 AM, btw) 

Congrats to baseball for trying to make the baseball fly...you've succeeded.

— Brett Anderson (@BAnderson3737) September 15, 2017

He also uses my buddy's art as his Twitter profile pic. Long may you tweet, Gingerbeard Man. 

 

Speaking of juiced balls, Jonah Keri wrote an open letter to Robert Manfred about the balls. 

I also believe something is up. If I were the MLBPA, I'd be all over this. 


Cleveland

Cleveland has won 22 games in a row. Jay Bruce hit another walk off last night to beat the Royals. I'm happy for a certain parrot that is experiencing it, but hot damn. The ennui of it all.

Purists might not acknowledge Aretha as a blues singer, but so what? Even if The Delta Meets Detroit is at heart another way of raiding the Queen of Soul's catalog for niche-market sales, it's a convincer.


Pork Chop Casserole (with Potatoes) 

@playball posted a tweet that had the favourite food of several players, including Josh Donaldson. 

Dig in. #PlayBall pic.twitter.com/aZbM8bqvtl

— Play Ball (@PlayBall) September 15, 2017

So I was like "ooh pork chop casserole." It's basically pork chops, a starch of some sort, cheese and cream soup. And I discovered it can be made with rice or potatoes. I thought about posting a recipe, but needed confirmation about what he preferred:

With potatoes or rice @BringerOfRain20 ? https://t.co/vk4P3iTBwl

— Joanna (@HumandChuck) September 15, 2017

Potatoes.

— Josh Donaldson (@BringerOfRain20) September 15, 2017

That is the correct answer. 

Here is a recipe from The Midnight Baker

Starch, fat and salt combined and made warm. That's everything required in food. 

 

September 15, 2017 /Joanna Cornish
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