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The Changeup: Baseball Junk for the Week Ending January 5th, 2018

January 06, 2018 by Joanna Cornish

Hot Stove Info from Toronto Blue Jays

Let's first go over what the Jays are currently doing:

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January 06, 2018 /Joanna Cornish

The Changeup: Baseball Junk for the Week ENDING 22/12/17

December 22, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

LONGORIA TRADED TO THE GIANTS

The big news of the week is Evan Longoria, the face of the Tampa Bay Rays, was traded to the San Francisco Giants. 

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December 22, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

The Changeup: Baseball Junk for the Week Ending Dec. 8th, 2017

December 08, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

The Changeup- a compilation of baseball junk I read this week and my comments on the week's events. **


Ohtani says 結構です

So, Ohtani said "No" to a bunch of teams, including the Blue Jays. When word went out that teams made presentations to Ohtani it made me think of one of my favourite episodes of Mad Men, Season 4's The Chrysanthemum and the Sword.

Japanese executives from Honda come to New York to hear pitches from the various ad agencies about their motorcycle. Sterling, Cooper, Draper, Price (SCDP) is is struggling financially, and has recently lost two clients to rival CGC. Bert Cooper, in anticipation of the Honda visit, has everyone read the 1946 book "The Chrysanthemum and the Sword: Patterns of Japanese Culture" to tailor their pitch to a decidedly distinctive potential client. 

Roger Sterling wants nothing to do with any of it because, as a veteran of the war in the South Pacific 20 years before, he has no desire to do business with the Japanese. 

From Mad Men season 4, episode 5.

This has nothing really to do with Ohtani or the Blue Jays, but I hear about presentations meant to appeal to a Japanese audience, I think of this episode. It's a classic. Don Draper is impossibly smooth. 

Mixed in with the minor disappointment of Ohtani's decisions was the satisfaction that he also said no to be the Yankees and the Red Sox. 

Ohtani turning down the Redsox and Yankees. https://t.co/UrIUFDSpDC

— Gruber's Mullet (@GrubersMullet) December 7, 2017

Ohtani's rejection also gave us an oblique Ross Atkins quote for our scrapbooks. To Shi Davidi

We controlled everything within our power. Um, good? Is it in your power if you aren't controlling it? 


Blue Jays trade for Aledmys Diaz

The Blue Jays proved their phones actually do work by making a deal to address a need. The Jays traded a minor leaguer (J.B. Woodman) to St. Louis for former All Star middle infielder Aledmys Diaz. Diaz was hot in 2016 for the Cardinals, but struggled in 2017 and lost his job to Paul DeJong.

He spells the injury prone Devon Travis and Troy Tulowitzki, and is a (hopeful) upgrade on Goins/Barney. 


Goodbye GoGo

Acquiring Diaz meant the Blue Jays non-tendered Ryan Goins. Goins was drafted by the Blue Jays in 2009, and was usually appreciated for his glove and not his bat. 

He had some moments:

Watch an extended cut of Ryan Goins perfectly maneuvering the hidden ball trick to fool Todd Frazier for the final out of the top of the 3rd Check out http://MLB.com/video for more! About MLB.com: Former Commissioner Allan H.

The glee here is infectious. Every broadcaster is just so thrilled that this Little League move that these guys do all the time just to break up the grind actually worked.

Ryan Goins comes in for the 18th inning for his first pitching appearance and tosses a scoreless frame Check out http://m.mlb.com/video for our full archive of videos, and subscribe on YouTube for the best, exclusive MLB content: http://youtube.com/MLB About MLB.com: Commissioner Allan H.

This was the epic Canada Day 2016 game versus Cleveland. Edwin Encarnacion had been tossed in the first inning. 

10/19/15: Ryan Goins helps the Blue Jays to an 11-8 win, hitting a two-run single, a home run and making several stellar plays on defense Check out http://m.mlb.com/video for our full archive of videos, and subscribe on YouTube for the best, exclusive MLB content: http://youtube.com/MLB About MLB.com: Commissioner Allan H.

This is from the 2015 ALCS. Kid had himself a game. 

(Can this team please get back to the playoffs? This excitement in this video is just electric.)


Jeff Blair vs Marcus Stroman

As soon as I saw the headline of the piece on Twitter, I rolled my eyes. Sportsnet had just fired Stroman's chief critic and this shows up? Do they have a quota over there or something?

Stroman is hype. He tweets about his brand and his life. I'm not interested in everything he tweets, but I also respect that he should be allowed to tweet as he likes. If his employer has an issue, they need to bring it up with him.

And without Stroman's social media storytelling, I would never have the delightful image of Bautista coming to visit over the Thanksgiving Weekend to play Taboo with the Stromans. Bautista playing board games is exactly the kind of thing I want to hear about. 

The thing about finding someone's Twitter tactics "tiresome" is that Twitter provides a very easy solution. It's one of the only things it does really well. 

And I'm not sure we need to be running around trying to tell young, black men to conform and be quiet. 

If you feel the need, here is the Blair piece.

Crazy. Can’t believe my brother @rgoins17 is gone. Even worse when you find out through Twitter! #communication

— Marcus Stroman (@MStrooo6) December 2, 2017

As for Stroman's somewhat controversial tweet- I always thought he meant Goins found out over social media, not that Stroman expected Atkins to inform him of Goins being non-tendered. Because, why complain about the Jays when Goins could’ve texted Stroman? But I don't know that for sure. 

And if the Jays didn’t inform Goins personally, that’s a little cold. The dude was drafted by the Jays in 2009 and has only ever been a Blue Jay.


George Poulis Heads to the Braves

George Poulis was never the guy you actually wanted to see on the field, but he has been the head trainer for the Jays for 15 years. And when I saw that he had been asked to speak at Roy Halladay's memorial, I knew he must be a guy that the players like and respect. You don't stay in a job that long if you aren't good at it. 

The writing, I suppose, was on the wall when the Blue Jays fired long-time assistant athletic trainer Mike Frostad and head strength coach Chris Joyner in October.  Those are Poulis' right hand men. 

So here is a collection of pictures of George Poulis doing his job through the years. My personal favourite is him looking at Edwin's teeth. 

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Brendan Kennedy wrote a profile of Poulis and Frostad in 2016 for the Toronto Star.  These trainers really do have intimate, personal relationships with these players and their bodies. The late night calls about "food poisoning scares" sound interesting. 


Shapiro Talks to BP Toronto

Gideon Turk talked to Mark Shapiro earlier this week. 

“An analogy I always use is that the emerging digital media, be it from blogs or websites, provide a little bit of the freedom of expression that Netflix and HBO provide to programming, as opposed to network television or even traditional movies. It’s a longer format. It provides for more storytelling and probably more in depth analysis, without editors being restrictive in space, or even directive in commentary. So I think you’ll find a little more broad range of attentiveness, and sometimes more thoughtful analysis as well.”

What Shapiro doesn't mention here is the diversity found in "new media" vs more traditional media. 


Will Rogers Sell the Blue Jays?

Rogers CFO Tony Staffieri said earlier this week that his company is evaluating selling the Blue Jays. I'm not sure if this news is actually news. If I ran a company as large as Rogers Communications, I would be evaluating the different departments regularly. 

Morgan Campbell, who should be your go-to for anything related to how sports interacts with business, wrote about it for the Toronto Star. 

The reinvigorated fan base and the healthy attendance (after years of half empty home games), as well as Rogers owning both the team and  what broadcasts the games and creates content about the team, makes this an interesting decision.


Kevin Gausman to wear 34 in Honour of Halladay

In honor of Roy #34 pic.twitter.com/iuA28LNd1I

— Kevin Gausman (@KevinGausman) December 7, 2017

This is a lovely gesture. I’m not arguing it isn’t.

But something is bugging me about it.  I hesitiated in saying anything about it, but here goes.

The only reason Halladay wore 34 is because the Phillies had retired 32 for Steve Carlton. It was a backup choice. 

I got yelled at on Twitter last month when I gently requested that more American coverage paid attention to Halladay as a member of the Blue Jays, or at the very least, balanced it out. He didn’t become great as a Philly. He was great and stayed great for them.

Anybody who watched any AL team that faced him, including the massive fanbases of Sox/Yanks, and his own team's fans in BAL https://t.co/1BYfrpvzz9

— 32 (@HumandChuck) December 7, 2017

And I’m not buying the “maybe not many watched him as a Jay” argument. Halladay pitched in the AL East for most of his career. He faced the Yankees and Red Sox on a regular bases, two franchises with massive fanbases.  Gausman’s own team saw Halladay as a Jay on a regular basis, wearing 32.

(And I checked for the numbers retired by the Orioles- 32 is available. 22 is retired for Jim Palmer and 33 is retired for Eddie Murray.)

I’m not outraged. It’s a classy gesture. But there is a pebble in my shoe about it and I think this is what it is:

It’s a small bit of evidence, which is really just a long string of small acts, mostly from the media, that betray a lack of respect when it comes to the player’s history. It’s a lack of respect for the man’s own wishes. Halladay retired a Blue Jay. He said he always felt like a Blue Jay, even when he was achieving great things in Philadelphia. Yes, Halladay was beloved in Philadelphia. But he felt like a Blue Jay. 

If we, as fans, don’t speak up and defend our own team’s history, no one else is going to do it.

And I really don't give a shit if you don't agree. 

December 08, 2017 /Joanna Cornish

The Changeup: Baseball Junk for the Week Ending December 1, 2017

December 01, 2017 by Joanna Cornish

The List is a (hopefully) weekly collection of my thoughts about the stuff I read and maybe enjoy in the world of baseball.


Zaun Fired for "Inappropriate" Behaviour

In news that surprises exactly no one, Gregg Zaun was fired by Sportsnet for "inappropriate behaviour", behaviour that is believed to be sexual harassment. The report from Sportsnet says that it's neither "physical or sexual assault."

It surprises exactly no one because Zaun has made a broadcast career of saying ridiculous things on the air for almost as long as he has been at Sportsnet. His public comments about Marcus Stroman this past summer confirmed Zaun's persona of being a firm believer in "old school" baseball, where players are hard-nosed and don't show off, and rookies get bullied into submission. 

The firing brought out some classics:

I'll put aside the appalling spelling and grammar (Lol, indeed) and just focus on the content: the wrongheadedness of this is amazing. First- sexual harassment often consists of comments. For these women to come forward like this is plenty evidence to support the fact that they have plenty of spine. 

Second, testosterone is not an excuse for people to behave in a way that is disrespectful and hostile. And sexual harassment is never really about sex, it's more often about exerting power over someone else. The gratification comes from that. Objectifying them, making them feel uncomfortable is all about keeping people in their place. 

People are asking how men like Zaun can behave as they do.  The reason is that no one has ever held them accountable. 

And maybe now they are starting to. 

His possible replacement?

Thanks for the love fans. I care for Jays, Toronto and Canada very very deeply. Only want the best for it.

— Jp Arencibia (@jparencibia9) December 1, 2017

He's telegenic (ie handsome) and well-spoken. He spoke out in support of Stroman during the season. He'd diversify the "panel of experts" Sportsnet runs out there. 

I wouldn't be mad at it. 


A Donaldson Trade Proposal

In this glacial offseason, a lot of talk has been circling about what the Jays should do with Josh Donaldson*. In October, Donaldson expressed a desire to stay long term with the Blue Jays. The front office has said nothing (obviously.)

Naturally, people want to speculate to fill the void. 

My friend (and yours) Darragh McDonald pinch hit for Stoeten over on Blue Jays Nation this past week and laid it out.

It is , of course, total blasphemy. Hey, Darragh? Slap yourself because I can't reach you from here. 

*What should the Jays do with Donaldson? They should love him, of course.


Otani Would Like to Visit Philadelphia

The Shohei Otani Sweepstakes continue unabated. MLB teams can now formally woo the Japanese superstar who some in the Japanese media call the "baby-faced assassin". 

The assassin part appears true, as he killed the Philadelphia Phillies back in February:

Shohei Ohtani obliterated the Philadelphia Phillies, alas pic.twitter.com/Asam3vY7qt

— John Trupin (@JohnTrupin) December 1, 2017

 Japan Times journalist Kaz Nagatsuka was interviewed by the New York Daily News .

Nagatsuka describes Otani. It's basically baseball porn:

“1. How would you describe Otani’s skill set on the mound?

He’s got picture-perfect mechanics. Great pitchers usually have great mechanics and I think that is one of the things Otani has been aware of. And his phenomenal pitching performance has a lot to do with the flexibility of his body. He’s got really flexible shoulder blades and hip joint. And it genuinely makes it possible for him to do what he does. Obviously his fastball is great, and he’s got superb slider and forkball. His best pitch is his fastball. But he can’t win just with it. In fact, many times, hitters often made contact with 100-mile fastball as they anticipated it. He is going to need to learn more about how to mix his pitches up with his breaking balls. And he’s also going to have to have better, consistent command of them, so he won’t get behind in the count. But forkball wise, he didn’t rely on it too much this year. I think because he missed a big chunk of this past season due to ankle injury and did not have time to work on it. But instead he improved his slider this year and that was his best breaking ball. I mean, it was really biting better than previous years. His slider from a right-handed pitcher usually works effectively against right-handed hitters, but his slider can work against left-handed hitters as well. I think that his slider even works better against the lefties. I don’t know how quickly and well he will adjust to the major-league ball, but I’m personally looking forward to seeing him surprise the big leaguers.”

BTW, the New York Daily News has naturally decided that Otani will be a Yankee. 

Shoehi Otani destinations, ranked:
Toronto
SF
Anaheim
Cincinnati
Seattle
A bunch of other teams
Yankees
Bottom of the sea
Texas

— Drew Fairservice (@DrewGROF) December 1, 2017

mariners big/main goal is to sign ohtani. same as many, many teams. it's said to be bordering on "obsession" for some of these teams. hard to blame them. really. $300M player for pennies is a worthwhile endeavor.

— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) December 1, 2017

Gordon to be Honoured by Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame

The Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame announced this week that they would be honouring the late Alison Gordon with the Jack Graney Award for her contributions to Canadian baseball. She will be the first woman to win it. 

Given the struggle female sportswriters have right now, one could imagine what Gordon went through in 70s and 80s when she was Blue Jays beat writer for the Toronto Star. 

The Star acknowledged the award this week with a piece featuring quotes from her family as well as this money quote from Lloyd Moseby, spoken at the time of her death:

“We had four or five guys that really rallied around not letting her in the clubhouse, but I don’t think Alison gave a damn, to tell you the truth,” Moseby said. “She could have very easily taken the words that a lot of guys said and took it to heart and went back to her bosses and said, ‘I’m not doing this. I don’t get paid to take abuse.’ But she never did. She kept showing up. And it was amazing, really. I’m just proud to have known Alison.”

Word, Shaker. Word. 


Attending Winterfest 2018

I got my ticket on Monday morning. I was acknowledged by the Mother Ship:

Yeah @BlueJays #Winterfest pic.twitter.com/hAOplFfRax

— 32 (@HumandChuck) November 27, 2017

Glad to see that. See you there! 👍

— Toronto Blue Jays (@BlueJays) November 27, 2017

I've been saying for a few years that the Jays should have a Winter Fest and have it in the Rogers Centre (as opposed to the Eatons Centre, as they did in the past.) I consider this an important step.

So if you will be attending, look for me. I'll be the tall one escorted out for telling one too many that one stop in Vancouver is not a "Winter Tour." It's a "Winter Fest West." 

December 01, 2017 /Joanna Cornish
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