Johnny's "baffled"

“I know that stuff happens sometimes, but catching routine fly balls should not be that much of a problem.”

Yeah. But it was a damn enjoyable problem. Did anyone else notice that the classic Yankee intangibles seemed a little less intangible last night?

Adam Lind, Cabbage Patch Kid turned god, has a little something intangible. And it turns out that idiot from Sons of Sam Horn is right, you can't control Marco Scutaro, you can only hope to contain him.

The dirty little secret that I totally dig AJ is back out in the open. The dude should forget long-term deals and just sign 1-year deals so every year is a contract year. Pay this dude. Pay! Pay! Pay! After his homerun, Lind sat next to AJ and they looked alarmingly like twins.

Damon certainly didn't sulk after the game. He took the time to say re. AJ : “I hope he opts out of his deal.”

Yeah, but AJ won't choose the Yankees with your D.

Show Pony was owned by AJ all night and then became Overbay's bitch. “I really had no idea that he would throw me out. He made an unbelievable play. I saw it on the replay. He slid on his knees, barehanded it and threw a strike. The way we’re swinging the bats right now, I thought being aggressive was the best option.”By the way, how is Madonna?