Wicked Hahd!
Well, because I just need to be like The Tao, I'm going to invite guest bloggers to interact with me about the big Fenway series over the weekend.
First, Dustin Pedroia, resident rat boy and second baseman for the Sox on Doc's masterpiece:
"Man, he should make a pitching video. He's pretty tough. He throws strikes, he's got great stuff. It's tough to get in a rhythm on him because he's creating his own rhythm for himself. We didn't get anything going. We hit some balls good, but not enough to get anything started. He pretty much controlled us the whole night. That's why he's one of the best in the league."
One of?
Now on to Sunday's Fenway 15-4 massacre. Beating the Red Sox is always fun, especially when Fat Head is on the mound, but is always more fun when visiting the Sons of Sam Horn. Let's check in:
I have a feeling Marcum will get his ass handed to him today.
Yeah, that feeling isn't going to be a lasting one.
Oh go fuck yourself Rios. Where the fuck was this all season.
We don't know either. He's a "blissfully oblivious gazelle"©tao of steib.
Fuck you Toronto. Fuck you, you bunch of fucking assholes.
It's lovely how positive these people are. Warms the cockles.
I guess Toronto is the this year's "AL East team we have trouble with."
Clearly hasn't been paying attention. I seem to remember Chacin and Lilly regulary handcuffing these shits and one weekend in which Frankie Cats was re-named Frank Fuckin' Catalanatto.
You mean "this decade's"
An observant one.
Are you fucking shitting me? Good god this fucking pisses me off.
I wonder if something is physically wrong with Beckett.
Aside from the fat head? or maybe you mean showing up to camp like this
Thanks for showing up to spring training with the giant gut Joshie
See, they do remember !
That being said, the Sox will win this game. Marcum will still get his ass handed to him...and the ass-thrashing starts right, fucking, NOW!
Don't stop believin'!
The lack of gratitude here for what he's done or at least giving him the benefit of the doubt is kind of startling.
This guy must be new to Massachusetts.
You can't stop Marco Scutaro, you can only hope to contain him.
Ok, if that is facetious, that's really funny. If it isn't, that's really, really, REALLY funny.
I loathe playing these guys. Loathe it.
But they love you.
The home run and double weren't Beckett's fault though. Must have been the wind.
Yes, the elements are working are working against the Sox.
That's an (sic) shitty line up for the Jays that kicked Beckett around today.
And still they kicked.
DIE TEK
Can you feel the love?
Three more series with these fuckers. Can't wait.
Wheeeee!
What the fuck is with Alex Rios????
He loves shit pitching
I seem to recal (sic) the Jays have a reputation for being good at stealing signs, or at least Cito did/does. A little "warning" would not be beyond the pale.
Ah, first the wind and now sign stealing. That's a classic!
They absolutely know what's coming. Rios knew that was a curve all the way.
Your mom knew it was a curve coming. Shitty pitching tends to tip.
McDonald is nasty at short.
It's scary when they are observant.
Sadistic bunch, aren't we? This has been painful.
Come on now, this is fun!!
So I would like to thank the SOSH and Rat Boy for contributing. It's beautiful to see a successful team like the Sox have such beautiful, unentitled, humble and positive fans. Oh, and Manny matters, you pieces of shit.
First, Dustin Pedroia, resident rat boy and second baseman for the Sox on Doc's masterpiece:
"Man, he should make a pitching video. He's pretty tough. He throws strikes, he's got great stuff. It's tough to get in a rhythm on him because he's creating his own rhythm for himself. We didn't get anything going. We hit some balls good, but not enough to get anything started. He pretty much controlled us the whole night. That's why he's one of the best in the league."
One of?
Now on to Sunday's Fenway 15-4 massacre. Beating the Red Sox is always fun, especially when Fat Head is on the mound, but is always more fun when visiting the Sons of Sam Horn. Let's check in:
I have a feeling Marcum will get his ass handed to him today.
Yeah, that feeling isn't going to be a lasting one.
Oh go fuck yourself Rios. Where the fuck was this all season.
We don't know either. He's a "blissfully oblivious gazelle"©tao of steib.
Fuck you Toronto. Fuck you, you bunch of fucking assholes.
It's lovely how positive these people are. Warms the cockles.
I guess Toronto is the this year's "AL East team we have trouble with."
Clearly hasn't been paying attention. I seem to remember Chacin and Lilly regulary handcuffing these shits and one weekend in which Frankie Cats was re-named Frank Fuckin' Catalanatto.
You mean "this decade's"
An observant one.
Are you fucking shitting me? Good god this fucking pisses me off.
I wonder if something is physically wrong with Beckett.
Aside from the fat head? or maybe you mean showing up to camp like this
Thanks for showing up to spring training with the giant gut Joshie
See, they do remember !
That being said, the Sox will win this game. Marcum will still get his ass handed to him...and the ass-thrashing starts right, fucking, NOW!
Don't stop believin'!
The lack of gratitude here for what he's done or at least giving him the benefit of the doubt is kind of startling.
This guy must be new to Massachusetts.
You can't stop Marco Scutaro, you can only hope to contain him.
Ok, if that is facetious, that's really funny. If it isn't, that's really, really, REALLY funny.
I loathe playing these guys. Loathe it.
But they love you.
The home run and double weren't Beckett's fault though. Must have been the wind.
Yes, the elements are working are working against the Sox.
That's an (sic) shitty line up for the Jays that kicked Beckett around today.
And still they kicked.
DIE TEK
Can you feel the love?
Three more series with these fuckers. Can't wait.
Wheeeee!
What the fuck is with Alex Rios????
He loves shit pitching
I seem to recal (sic) the Jays have a reputation for being good at stealing signs, or at least Cito did/does. A little "warning" would not be beyond the pale.
Ah, first the wind and now sign stealing. That's a classic!
They absolutely know what's coming. Rios knew that was a curve all the way.
Your mom knew it was a curve coming. Shitty pitching tends to tip.
McDonald is nasty at short.
It's scary when they are observant.
Sadistic bunch, aren't we? This has been painful.
Come on now, this is fun!!
So I would like to thank the SOSH and Rat Boy for contributing. It's beautiful to see a successful team like the Sox have such beautiful, unentitled, humble and positive fans. Oh, and Manny matters, you pieces of shit.