Mollywhopped

I'm glad that Zimmer was greeted warmly (no boos audible in section 15). This was not an occasion for booing.

Yes, booing an old man would be so out of character for these people.

Lackey is being unbelievably efficient. He has put 4 men on base with 18 pitches.

This game is going to be 12-11

Close.

The Orioles swept this team earlier this week. Just sayin'.

The Jays had previously beaten the Orioles 12 times in a row, and no one in the AL East has a better record since the start of August than Baltimore. So you're an idiot. Just sayin'.

And they swept the other one earlier this year. Your point?

Well, it appears my work here is done.

Lackey is french for douchebag, right?

If you're retahded.

Hill is out of the game after being hit. Perhaps one of ours will be targeted.

That might be fun, I suppose. But the Jays and Sox don't have the same dislike that each team has for the Yankees. I dunno, I got nothing.

It's going to take 10 runs to win this game.

Well, luckily they only scored 9.


I"d rather have 4 years of John Lackey instead of another 5 minutes of Ted Kennedy.

Ah, my favourite subsection of Masshole. The Republican Masshole.

Go fuck yourself John.

I gotta say I really enjoyed John Lackey's performance. He gave up runs, but didn't dick around like Dice-K while doing it. Efficiently shitty.

Between his suck (relative to his deal) and douchebaggery, I cannot recall a more unlikable Red Sox player than John Lackey.

There is really so much choice and I can't believe this dude was able to just choose one.

Quick. Name the last time Lackey beat an AL East opponent.

please, don't tell me it was the Red Sox last year.

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

What a pleasant way to spend a lovely Fall evening.

Indeed.

Crushed. If you're going to groove one, that's the way to do it.

To their credit, they never used the term PEDs when discussing Bautista's homerun. Just quiet, grudging respect.

This game is a microcosm of the season. Win this game, win the WC.

Delusions. I think he is kidding. I think.

Then the Sox climbed back into it, and it went from deadly dull to delusional. But in any case, the Jays won and I started to pay attention to the Yankees/Orioles game. First off, that call that went against the O's was such bullshit, as was A-Rod's little smirk knowing he struck out and it wasn't called. It was disgusting.



Also, I noticed noted frenemy AJ Burnett was sporting a rather huge shiner. I did a little research, and other than noticing that when googling "AJ Burnett black eye", my blog is the third result, I couldn't get any kind of info. Other than saying it wasn't baseball related, AJ was mum on how he got it, which opened the door for speculation. And I found this message board that was titled "The AJ Burnett Black Eye Theory Thread."



Here are some highlights:

If it was something not to be ashamed of he would say it. Obviously the guy is a freak…this is not the first time he has shown up with oddly placed bruises, and the hand incident, and the lies. Of course, if he had 3 pitches I wouldn’t care. But he doesn’t I would not give him post season starts.

"Obviously this guy is a freak...." may be the most accurate sentence ever written about Burnett.

I think Jorge mollywhopped him after he demanded Cervelli catch him exclusively.

Does AJ have Jesse Carlson's number?

Maybe someone got revenge and hit him in the face with a pie a little too hard.

Is his wife or gf a lefty?

This was my theory...

AJ Burnett=K-Rod’s father in law

Well, AJ's in laws are from Maryland. Just sayin'.

Them hookers in Baltimore are supposed to be some kind of kinky.

AJ told Jeter he should take a 1-year deal at the league minimum next year.

Ok, it's official. Yankee fans are wittier and more clever than Sox fans.