Sweet Biceps

Take a borderline, almost there guy. Let's call him Jose B. No wait, that's too obvious. J.Bautista. Maybe this guy and some other, older type guys took a look at J. Bautista's swing and made adjustments. What's that Ted Williams?

"There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve a hitter. More than you can improve a fielder. More mistakes are made hitting than in any other part of the game. "

Really, hmm. Interesting.

Hitting homeruns is not a simple matter of being super strong. It just isn't. It's a matter of timing and having a big swing. Speed and reflexes. And beards. Thick, manly beards.


Don't you think Bautista's peed in a cup ten thousand times? And they have gone through all sorts of bodily fluids with a fine tooth comb? And if Bautista was doping, why this season and the end of last? Why not when he was 24 and could've commanded a lot more attention, long term contract considerations or been picked up by a team in a playoff hunt? And if it is magic drugs, can he shoot Aaron Hill up? Cause that kid is hurting.

The steroid era and the Mitchell Report are both black marks on the game, but I think it's unfair to question those who are playing now. They get tested. No, it's not perfect and I'm sure the new drugs are a step ahead, but what else is to be done? And can't we pick out juiceheads by now? Haven't we all watched enough Jersey Shore?

I don't know why I thought of this. It just occurred to me, seemingly out of nowhere. I don't need to link to anything. I think maybe it's cause I don't want to talk about a 5-0 loss. Or maybe I just want to stir shit up because I'm a little bored and want some attention. Maybe I just want to piss people off for the hell of it. Cause if people are talking about what I write, it's sort of like they are talking about me and if people are talking about me, it must mean I'm important. I'M IMPORTANT, DAMN IT!!!!! AND YOU ARE ALL ON DRUGS!!!!!

P.S. I hate runners left on base and that kid that screamed the whole game, and the pointless rain delays, some of which were missing the rain aspect of the rain delay. Mostly, I hate the Red Sox.